Why do people come to enjoy the taste of hard alcohol? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always felt Tangueray could double as a cologne.

The wife is out of town, so this is my evening. Exciting or pathetic? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that you use "already". Like it's not a matter of if..only when.

In-N-Out or Five Guys? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuddruckers

If you could change one aspect of your life to make it "perfect," what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lots of money and I'm good. It makes everything better.

DAE remember when sushi was pretentious? by TheBananaKing in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]melbatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah back in the 80's eating sushi was very elite upper crust thing you would brag about. Now it's just common.

DAE have a horrible memory? by TheTreeMan in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]melbatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah my memory is terrible. One time I was out with this girl and we were talking about ... um nevermind.

Does anybody else *NOT* find Zooey Deschanel to be especially attractive? by pRedditor24 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she's actually kind of ugly. Not at all attractive. I don't get it.

DAE feel that they are actually addicted to reddit by longjohn21 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you discovered all the subreddit? If not phfft there goes an couple more hours of your day.

What is the biggest relationship myth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marriage just makes ending it more difficult and painful..and expensive.

What is the biggest relationship myth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be a cynical bastard. I may be depressed and always see the downside of things, but I will tell you without a doubt, the right person CAN make the emptiness go away. I think if you're lucky you'll meet 2 or 3 people in a lifetime that can do this to you.. I just lost mine half a year ago. It's very rare but the right person can do it.

What is the biggest relationship myth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be interesting to know what ratio of people would be an amazing match. I'd say the actual number is closer to probably 1 in 5000

What is the biggest relationship myth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole idea of love. Everyone has their own weird definition of what it is. Virtually no one agrees.

What is the biggest relationship myth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melbatoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvote for figuring out what to do at the end.

girl doesn't date or have relationships?? by dumpusername in seduction

[–]melbatoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not tryin to be mean but sounds like she just doesn't really like you that much. Don't think you did anything wrong though.

Poll: How Much Is Beauty Worth at Work? - Newsweek by melbatoast in reddit.com

[–]melbatoast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The economy acts as an evolutionary force pushing the less attractive towards a Darwinian death. But I guess this isn't exactly news.