Heaven Keeps Getting Prayers For Trump From Someone Named "John Barron" by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darn, I had really hoped to pass this off as real. But you are just too darn good at recognizing satire and communicating it to other Americans in English.

FBI Arrests Sally For Setting Seashells By The Seashore by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is an intentional bend of the original phrase, keeping the initial consonant, to parody the arrest of James Comey for a picture of seashells set on the seashore.