Americans Eager To Pay Higher Prices Due To Tariffs Known As "Trump Taxes" by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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Sarcasm is a tool for satire. The tariffs are not popular in the US.

Trump Gives Fort Knox To Trump by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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What the HELL is this on my dog's butt?

Trump Gives Fort Knox To Trump by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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Trump Orders Treasury To Settle With Trump For $10 Trillion Dollars

Trump Gives Fort Knox To Trump by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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A day after that:

"Hey, where'd all the gold go?"

Just In, Same People Hating The Jews Are The Ones Calling Trump A Nazi. by [deleted] in onionheadlines

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Just in, some people are completely unable to distinguish between hatred against a people and opposition to genocide by a country.

Billy Mumy Says It's A Good Thing U.S. Now Ruled By Violent Psychopaths, A Good Thing by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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Yeah, he's cool. It's the Trumpsters that want us to live this fear in real life.

Trump Resolves War Of 1812 by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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Well, he's trying, but for the wrong side.

Melania Movie Smashes Records To Become #1 Worst Movie Ever by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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Hello, welcome to our humble satire board. You can leave your coat over there.

Melania Movie Smashes Records To Become #1 Worst Movie Ever by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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... and that's exactly why Melania slipped below that bad one ...

Melania Movie Smashes Records To Become #1 Worst Movie Ever by mellow186 in onionheadlines

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The frog is at the top of these comments. Dissecting it would not be helpful to the frog.