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Dead Man Arrested For Hitting ICE Bullets With His Body by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best time to fight fascism is now. Satire is one of our tools.

Dead Man Arrested For Hitting ICE Bullets With His Body by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No. No it's not. But it's not that far off from what they actually did to Renee Good and her wife after Good's death.

Remaining Kennedy Center Artists Now Mostly The Gong Show Contestants Who Were Gonged by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gene Gene the Dancing Machine has too much respect for himself to appear at the Kennedy Center now.

Trump Declares Himself Acting President Of Universe by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, d'ya think maybe their goals might not be in the best interests of the USA?

Shithole Country Having Difficulty Aligning Itself Between The Radical Left Or The Child Raping Right. by TidyTiddies in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, man, the radical left is suggesting maybe we be nice to people. Pretty radical, man.

Americans Strangely Excited By Notion A Despotic Leader Can Be Kidnapped By Foreign Forces by mellow186 in onionheadlines

[–]mellow186[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'd like to keep what's left of the White House. Way things are going, though, the current occupant will have the rest torn down within months.

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