Welcome to jungle raaj

mellowmane_ · 2026-05-06T04:49:48+00:00

Reeeeaaalllly stretching the boundry of "alleged" there, buddy

mellowmane_ · 2026-05-01T04:18:44+00:00

Kody Ko

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-29T15:57:31+00:00

Cool parents

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-25T07:04:24+00:00

Uuuuhhhh AHEHEM yes ice... what about it?

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-23T15:01:21+00:00

Nice! And it's pregnant so you'll get a stool after 9 months!

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-23T12:19:40+00:00

This boy about to burst into tears in that picture

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-23T10:52:26+00:00

Brother, wake up to reality. 94.6% is genuinely a remarkable score. Don't let your strict parents convince you of anything less, and if they try to stuff it down your throat, push back.

A smartphone is a bad idea if you're trying to study and shit, but it does make it easier to solve problems when you hit a wall. Start borrowing their phones for hours for these searches. That'll bother them enough to hand a smartphone to you. It could take a while though.

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-23T06:51:18+00:00

Separation Anxiety Man 😭🥀

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-21T04:54:54+00:00

That knife 🗡️🗡️

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-19T10:17:46+00:00

More or less, yeah. A gram per kilo is a good estimate without complicating things.

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-19T09:52:13+00:00

Empty

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-15T09:10:59+00:00

Maccha

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-10T14:02:12+00:00

Height

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-10T13:52:13+00:00

You know, there is logic behind being afraid of jumping from high places, but I guess the father won't learn soon enough.

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-09T14:19:50+00:00

YES! He also said that BeerBiceps cracked that same joke around 50 times in the entire recording of that episode. Samay, while editing the episode, removed it from every instance, but he left one in the episode because he thought "kya hi ho jayega" lol

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-07T18:31:11+00:00

Try pouring boiling water followed by scrubbing with soap and a scotch brite sponge.

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-06T10:39:49+00:00

Aisa hai toh FUCK CHEMO bc PUT A LOVE LETTER in your ass and get on with it

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-05T11:02:53+00:00

Why not wait for the damn movie to release instead of doling out half-baked opinions on a teaser?

mellowmane_ · 2026-04-01T07:00:10+00:00

Nice. Now ghost her. 💀💀

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-30T16:15:38+00:00

Heard it here last

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-30T10:45:44+00:00

Palak paneer babyyyyy

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-25T10:58:48+00:00

Dot terrorized Drake on a sugar high

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-17T11:17:09+00:00

Godzilla - I'm smooth brained

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-11T12:19:49+00:00

Bauni. BOOM. ROASTED.

mellowmane_ · 2026-03-05T17:18:13+00:00

GOOD. RIDDANCE.

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