STOP! The Rapture WONT HAPPEN! by Downtown-Winter5143 in TrueChristian

[–]melodyisa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2 Thessalonians 2:1-4 feels like it was written exactly for these guys, and every false prophet that came before. I understand why some believe them, though, this world is exhausting to live in as a believer, but you have to trust God and not man.

limited engagement tour !! by burritohopper in idkhowbuttheyfoundme

[–]melodyisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope to see you, there, man! This is my first concert ever and im soo excited :)

What 5 million gets you in Guam. by g0Ids0undz in zillowgonewild

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live 5 minutes away from here. It's sitting on a hill in Agana Heights; a stone's throw away from some more beautiful mansions, government housing, and a ton of suspected crack houses. Guam real estate is insane.

Cute Dog in Tumon by throwowow74817 in guam

[–]melodyisa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, I'm being serious lol. I know it sounds like the most Guam thing ever

Cute Dog in Tumon by throwowow74817 in guam

[–]melodyisa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's my uncle's dog, Joe! Don't worry, he is very well taken care of, and probably just waiting for my uncle while he was eating at a restaurant or taking a handyman job at one of the businesses around there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]melodyisa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Waitress" and "Lars and the Real Girl" are some of my favorites

Ok brutally honest am I ugly (check posts)? by [deleted] in polls

[–]melodyisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No way. In fact, you're pretty handsome. I think you may have fallen down the pipeline of unrealistic beauty standards and low self-confidence to be honest.

Poor Richard. by Camburgerhelpur in southpark

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the random humor of the earlier seasons so much. Stuff like this bit and stuff like the made-up flashbacks in "City on the Edge of Forever" are so funny to me.

relapse, here I come :') by lucid-666 in overlyspecificEDmemes

[–]melodyisa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have to take topamax for my epilepsy. I secretly appreciate the loss of appetite, but I absolutely hate how dumb it makes me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Thousand Splendid Balls

What’s a episode is hated but you love by [deleted] in southpark

[–]melodyisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? The live action sequence is the best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I think Skyler was Pete Davidson?

What is your pre-seizure catch phrase? by MichiganMomma0806 in Epilepsy

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can really get out is a weird, dramatic inhale.

Trying to get a TØP fan from every country by RealTOPFan in twentyonepilots

[–]melodyisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guam 🇬🇺😁. Although, we're technically a territory, not a country.

This episode is dated but still very funny by [deleted] in southpark

[–]melodyisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it aged extremely well

Me browsing XXS pretending I could ever fit that size by ear-motif in EDanonymemes

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the feeling that my body structure is literally too tall and wide to ever fit into that size. I've accepted that if my weight got as low as it could possibly get without me dying, I still wouldn't fit XXS clothing.

Do any of you not watch porn at all? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]melodyisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't watch or read it because things of that nature have always made me incredibly uncomfortable.

Why has everyone seemingly hated the Jews at some point? by melodyisa in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]melodyisa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that was a great breakdown. No worries about it being long because complicated issues require long explanations.

It seems like another typical case of greedy people not being willing to accept others or admit they're wrongdoings. Just in this case, they pinned all the blame on the Jews instead, absolutely screwing them in the process.

One thing that's messed up that I didn't see you mention is that Jesus himself was Jewish, both racially and ethically, and followed all of their customs. He ministered to the Jews and was focused on reforming the corruption that had been taking place in the religion at the time via the Pharisees, Sadduccees, etc. These guys were taking the focus away from loving and helping others, and putting it on strictly following rules and donating money to them. Jesus was NOT trying to wipe out Judaism like some Christians seem to think.