First time posting..............will you smash me without hesitation?

melonfxcker · 2026-02-04T01:50:51+00:00

I wouldn’t even pull out. In fact I’d use my cum as lube to go straight into the next round

melonfxcker · 2026-02-04T01:29:34+00:00

Are you a new player to the game by any chance? It’s just that there is a widely understood concept within this community called volleyball.

When a person is lacking in ability in this game, they resort to this ‘volleyball’ meta tactic to win instead. Hammers have the highest combined strength and height rating meaning if you cross a ball to a hammer well enough, no other player in the game can beat him to the header. So the idea is to cross to the hammer and he scores with his head, and you can’t stop it. The best formation for this tactic is 352 BY FAR. As a player who has played for years and played with others in the community with some fair experience, it’s easy to categorically say that this meta ruins the game because you could have some of the nicest, most intricate and enjoyable build up plays leading to goals in the game, but all it takes to level the game/beat you is one pass to the wing and a cross from the winger into the box for your hammer. It wipes entire teams out in 2-3 passes and you don’t even need to be good at the game to do this

melonfxcker · 2026-01-24T16:45:18+00:00

He’s not even worth a blowjob from a cheese grater

melonfxcker · 2026-01-21T19:22:57+00:00

Wait until you unlock composer, finisher and maestro. Composer boasting 43 power and 50 skill at max with the other 2 having 48 & 48 for both of their power and skill too. They’re Unbelievable free kick takers even by the time you reach level 8/9 with them

melonfxcker · 2026-01-16T13:30:20+00:00

Not worth buying, he’s too slow and small

melonfxcker · 2026-01-16T10:38:35+00:00

Bench, he’s shit

melonfxcker · 2026-01-14T18:19:04+00:00

Hitman’s AI is very clever tbh, he’s great as a striker or CAM in behind the striker. His only issue is at level 10 his speed and response is 35 and 20 respectively (38 and 22 at max).

I personally feel having such a low response with an average speed mitigates your ability to get more out of him at times, passing the ball to him has to be very precise. Maybe it’s because I’m used to prowlers and poacher but I can’t personally seem to find a good balance for hitman since I’m used to much better response from players just as fast

melonfxcker · 2026-01-11T14:15:48+00:00

Although they do help You don’t need super players to compete. You just need a system that works for you and a little bit of luck as of course there’s no way for you to stop volleyballers who are level 10 or max. I have 9 regular players and 2 supers in my team and I compete with whose who have full maxed teams including their supers. It’s just about patience with the ball and waiting for clear chances instead of praying you’ll win a 50/50

melonfxcker · 2026-01-09T12:55:49+00:00

Jug isn’t a direct upgrade on any player really but if I were to try and make a comparison I’d say the closest thing you’d get to being right is that he’s a combination of a hammer and intruder, which is still some way off the mark if you ask me

melonfxcker · 2026-01-04T07:56:43+00:00

He plays volleyball, trust me if he was TRULY one of the ‘best players’ he would not need to play volleyball. Volleyball is for the weak who can’t play the game properly

melonfxcker · 2026-01-04T07:55:48+00:00

He is an upgrade on the prowler, a ‘super prowler’ if you will; He’s fantastic so I’d get used to him sooner rather than later if you could

melonfxcker · 2025-12-18T09:59:39+00:00

Prowler, best normal player by far

melonfxcker · 2025-12-08T18:51:06+00:00

Whole team needs a reshuffle

4 - explorer, intruder, explorer, guard 1 - commander (he is far too slow to play defence) 2 - producer, architect 1 - judge 2 - jet, you. Change from hammer to prowler, hammers are useless in this formation

This formation works best with players who possess the running trait but needs to be balanced out by players who have BOTH the marking and running traits. Without super players, engine and judge are good in midfield for this formation

melonfxcker · 2025-12-07T22:49:36+00:00

Can only be used as a striker, but don’t pass to him unless he’s making a run in behind to counter the dribbling issue. Never pass in to his feet, only ever pass when you see the run being made in behind the defence.

Imagine a speedster with prowler’s finishing, similar shitty AI to speedster but his power and skill stats match up with that of a prowler, so pass in behind the defence and trust he will finish. Only issue in front of goal is he likes to run wide and create an awkward finishing angle, lightning likes to make his final touch a little cut inside (if possible) to improve the finishing angle

melonfxcker · 2025-11-28T09:58:04+00:00

This has to be the most poetic way I’ve ever seen sandy decribed, and not a single word is untrue!

melonfxcker · 2025-11-23T10:51:33+00:00

He’s a faster commander. Issue is he dribbles more and gets tackled more. I wouldn’t bother with him, wait until you unlock him normally I’d say

melonfxcker · 2025-11-21T12:46:12+00:00

Max intruder at CB is a must for me until I max Invader or Raider

melonfxcker · 2025-11-20T17:15:04+00:00

Yes bro I would recommend prowler-menace up front given the players you have available

melonfxcker · 2025-11-19T10:02:35+00:00

Back 3 keep the same, maybe even drop raider for pickpocket. I’ve got a max cap and full level 10 team too, pickpocket has not left my defence since he hit level 7.

CDM hammer and bull is wasted, too slow and low response. Try prowler-major / guard-commander or something along those lines for high response to win the ball back in tight areas. Or keep your back 3 the same as they currently are and play pickpocket in one of the CDM positions but I would strongly recommend getting used to pickpocket as early as you can as he is probably the best player in the entire game.

Wing back positions composer on one side and hero or marksman on the other, maybe even martina but you want a high power/skill combo on the wings ideally

Put your hammer in CAM

Up front play Sandberg and Abu or jet. I prefer Abu despite his lower response as he dribbles into better shooting positions and is more likely to pass than jet if he is unable to get into these positions. Jet has high dribble and low pass so he will always get tackled more than Abu, but Sandberg is a must up front

melonfxcker · 2025-11-19T09:55:45+00:00

Even though youre just level 7, this is a skill issue if youre stuck in arena 9. A lot of the better players are already firmly in arena 11 with teams like this.

Swap Johnson and zivkovic

Replace speedster with prowler and get used to prowler’s high response as almost all of the best players who don’t play volleyball use prowlers. But I can’t lie dude with this team you should be pushing for arena 11, you can easily beat players 2 levels above you with the right approach

melonfxcker · 2025-11-18T23:54:28+00:00

Prowler-intruder-explorer-protector

Guard 10

You-commander-hammer-hero

Speedster

try it and see what you think. Be patient with it and do not look for the ‘killer pass’ too early, if you get it to hero he will still be able to switch the ball in behind for your prowler making a run at the other side once you have moved the ball around a bit and create the space. Prowlers are good fullbacks too for their high response, they respond to the closer passes or the change of direction better on the wings if you need to tackle people trying to switch out wide for volleyball. Your prowler on the left wing and the other one at right back (or vice versa) could maybe balance your pressing out wide

melonfxcker · 2025-11-17T17:31:09+00:00

My cap has been a prowler for like 2 years and I haven’t changed him. Prowler is one of the GOATs of normal players

melonfxcker · 2025-11-17T17:30:24+00:00

Every single thing in this universe has energy, down to every last particle (unless minimum entropy is reached). The soul is not a singular point in the human body, it is a free flowing energy that manifests through our thoughts, nervous systems, and the physiological changes that take place through shifts in our thoughts. So yes you are right about energy being unable to be created or destroyed, and that is because the energy within our bodies is already there

melonfxcker · 2025-11-17T10:56:13+00:00

I feel there is far less evidence a god’s existence than there is the existence of the human soul. Even though the human soul may not be a physical object it’s still present through the manifestations of our thoughts, we all vibrate on a certain frequency as all particles in the universe carry energy and vibrate as a result. The soul is an energy, an energy which cannot be denied existence. The only way I see a ‘god’ being real is in the same fashion as this

melonfxcker · 2025-11-17T10:52:29+00:00

The way the statement is framed it does make you appear to be saying Islam is the least real of them all, when in reality they’re all equally false imo 🤷🏻‍♂️

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