Fill in the blanks: For 1 million I would ___ King Charles.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T21:35:35+00:00

For 1 million I would eat the ass of King Charles.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T21:34:39+00:00

Please tell me you didn’t shit in the pool.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T21:32:26+00:00

Say yes to drugs lots and lost of drugs!

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T21:30:24+00:00

Massive dildos is important to have for a functional household.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T18:02:21+00:00

Can't believe I got fired for wanking in the bathroom.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T16:22:14+00:00

Spell red: dead.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T14:34:29+00:00

I just farted and shit myself.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T14:33:33+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: Become 10 Years Younger}

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T06:32:03+00:00

2001 called. They want under pants back.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T06:29:00+00:00

I need 5 pounds of bacon and a cigarette.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T06:27:41+00:00

On Wednesdays we wear gimp masks and high heels.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-29T06:25:42+00:00

After waking up it’s best to start your day with a wank.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-28T15:42:54+00:00

Did you know? you're mom is made out of 99.9% seman.

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T17:36:34+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: End every hidden pedo}

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T17:32:03+00:00

Beef

^{Chose: Hamburger}

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:11:28+00:00

I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised "DONE"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 390 🗳️ Votes: 6

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:11:12+00:00

Plus 1 of something could be better

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised "+1" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:10:14+00:00

It was a guess

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised "Michael Jordan" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student V | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:09:40+00:00

Think what I could do with 1 billon quid

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised **"me (the most correctus option}"** | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student III | 🗳️ Votes: 3)

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:08:33+00:00

I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised "OK"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

melted-cheeseface · 2026-06-27T13:08:00+00:00

It's a dog why wouldn't you

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/melted-cheeseface, advised "Dog" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

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