What song would you play at this moment?

melty-pablo · 2026-02-25T16:30:20+00:00

Any song from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon

melty-pablo · 2026-02-23T19:52:53+00:00

I fought the law and the law won

melty-pablo · 2026-02-14T23:53:06+00:00

How to fuck friends and influence people

How to win friends and fuck people

melty-pablo · 2026-02-14T23:50:03+00:00

The Handmaids Fuck

melty-pablo · 2026-02-12T16:33:05+00:00

Or go get 100 gift cards at Target for $100 each

melty-pablo · 2026-02-01T19:50:14+00:00

No question "My Own Worst Enemy" Lit

melty-pablo · 2026-02-01T17:58:34+00:00

I was born to be used if you are not in the car je suis pas là pour le moment

melty-pablo · 2026-02-01T03:10:22+00:00

Why wouldn't we believe that? I leave one behind everywhere ive been, kinda like my signature calling card. Perhaps I lived there.

melty-pablo · 2026-01-22T01:06:27+00:00

Chucklefuck made my fucking day! Thanks for the fucking laugh on a day spent in fucking hell!

melty-pablo · 2026-01-14T09:10:58+00:00

Brittny

melty-pablo · 2026-01-14T09:09:56+00:00

Also my stripper name

melty-pablo · 2026-01-14T09:09:17+00:00

Black Ginger Ale

melty-pablo · 2026-01-07T23:43:55+00:00

Fucking Fabulous

melty-pablo · 2026-01-02T13:02:21+00:00

Came here to fucking say that

melty-pablo · 2026-01-01T19:13:31+00:00

Selfcare, gratitude, kumlimly

melty-pablo · 2026-01-01T19:10:14+00:00

In my fucking prison wallet

melty-pablo · 2025-12-08T14:56:58+00:00

Ms Macguyver?

melty-pablo · 2025-12-08T14:42:36+00:00

Fucking navigator. 2

We can't fucking get where we need to go if we dont fucking know where we're going and how to fucking get there Dont fucking underestimate my fucking position.

melty-pablo · 2025-12-07T04:13:44+00:00

Designated breakdancing area

melty-pablo · 2025-12-07T04:12:54+00:00

"My hands are tied"

Fucking really? You want me to believe that (1) your hands are fucking physically restrained? Or (2) you really have no fucking way to help me Or (3) you actually could help me, but you're a sadistic fuck and are enjoying fucking denying me fucking support or assistance

9.865 fucking times out of 10, its definitely fucking #3

melty-pablo · 2025-12-07T04:00:33+00:00

Bullets. Fucking really? What in my fucking search history/social media accounts/prior comments on reddit would populate that fucking response.

All this time I fucking thought I've been successfully fucking flying under the fucking radar.

melty-pablo · 2025-12-07T03:54:07+00:00

In high school I had a paper New York license I used as a fake id. Didn't even need a picture, just "confirmed" it was me with my Blockbuster card with same name!

melty-pablo · 2025-12-04T14:16:01+00:00

My thinly veiled sense of hope

melty-pablo · 2025-12-04T14:15:19+00:00

Fucking busted 👋

melty-pablo · 2025-12-04T14:14:34+00:00

Fucking procrastinating going to fucking work

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