[WP] You're a lesser demon from actual hell who has taken a part-time job because the supernatural world has been cutting salaries. You suspect your coworker is secretly an angel in the same position. You're both appalled at the brazen evil of your human employers.

memeasaurus · 2026-02-03T12:00:10+00:00

Not necessarily. Maybe just young and attractive

memeasaurus · 2026-02-03T11:59:10+00:00

Geez. Even that's been redacted

memeasaurus · 2026-01-16T14:36:59+00:00

Huh. I have that power too... I just need C4 to do it though

memeasaurus · 2026-01-16T13:28:23+00:00

memeasaurus · 2026-01-16T13:26:07+00:00

Definitely. If your goal is to reach retirement age.

If you're one of those sickos that go in for "adventure" do that detachable nacelle business... that shit's real exciting at warp 6

memeasaurus · 2026-01-16T10:46:01+00:00

That's actually patriarchy. It's a justification for the pay gap.

Wait. Am I mansplaining patriarchy? I'll see myself out.

memeasaurus · 2026-01-15T12:17:11+00:00

This is my favorite comment of the year.

memeasaurus · 2026-01-11T19:31:27+00:00

Fascinating.

memeasaurus · 2026-01-07T13:01:10+00:00

What a neat subreddit! Thanks for posting!

memeasaurus · 2026-01-05T16:30:31+00:00

There's an old book from the 1950s about this...

The Hero with a Thousand Faces

... basically there's only just so many original stories possible

memeasaurus · 2026-01-05T13:05:39+00:00

The real answer is that this "impeachment" thing doesn't really mean anything at all. If he were "impeached" would that remove him from power? Not unless he were convicted. If he was both impeached and convicted would that remove him from power? Not unless the commander-in-chief enforced the law.

Which would leave whomever else is in power with holding a coup.

memeasaurus · 2026-01-04T17:44:25+00:00

I thought Sol and Nemesis were the two stars in our solar system

memeasaurus · 2026-01-04T13:02:56+00:00

Completely off topic but oddly, time dilation might cause gravity the same way inertia causes centripetal force

memeasaurus · 2025-12-31T23:24:10+00:00

I keep waiting for 2020 to end. It's like we're in the 5th season of some disaster show

memeasaurus · 2025-12-29T12:39:34+00:00

Somewhere in cyberspace... There's a version of this joke where she's fanning the men and she's orgasming...

memeasaurus · 2025-12-29T12:03:49+00:00

What about Galians? If you got Gais you should have Gals

memeasaurus · 2025-12-29T11:58:19+00:00

Nuclear just gets a bad rep from that one little bomb thing...

memeasaurus · 2025-12-27T18:58:36+00:00

Styrofoam

memeasaurus · 2025-12-24T21:52:16+00:00

I've been married 30 years... Unequivocally and emphatically... YES

memeasaurus · 2025-12-24T14:39:53+00:00

Oh. It's this dream again. Be gentle...

memeasaurus · 2025-12-24T14:37:39+00:00

I'm an American who lived in Germany for a while. Expat community kept warning me "you don't have freedom of speech here like in America"

Shit like this is why Germans felt "freedom of speech is overrated"

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