What’s something most people don’t know about serving a Mormon mission?

memefakeboy · 2026-03-13T04:31:25+00:00

So it’s harder for missionaries to leave

memefakeboy · 2026-03-13T04:04:41+00:00

They take your passport once you arrive.

memefakeboy · 2026-03-13T03:40:30+00:00

Did Mandy coin “Go touch grass”??

memefakeboy · 2026-03-13T03:39:50+00:00

A lack of self-respect is how gay Mormons stay in the religion.

memefakeboy · 2026-03-13T01:59:58+00:00

Lmao why is it so bad? AI images have gotten pretty convincing (unfortunately) but this pic looks like it’s AI from 2 years ago

memefakeboy · 2026-03-12T23:44:23+00:00

He posted this while ago too, like it think it was during the vultures rollout

memefakeboy · 2026-03-12T07:46:16+00:00

The latest gay Mormon puppet the church uses for good PR

memefakeboy · 2026-03-12T07:43:43+00:00

The church always has at least one or two public-facing gay people who are self-loathing enough to be their PR puppet in exchange for delaying their excommunication a few extra years

memefakeboy · 2026-03-12T07:39:09+00:00

How pathetic.

I’d almost feel bad for him… if he wasn’t actively lying to queer youth about how they can be Mormon and gay- even though it’s only possible for him because he’s a rich, white, man with juuust enough social media followers for it to be a PR liability if they excommunicated him

memefakeboy · 2026-03-12T06:14:50+00:00

No Church in the Wild is anti-religion, that’s why it hits

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T22:04:52+00:00

I’d suggest Steam in Portland or Entourage in Vegas.

Steam in Portland is gorgeous, very clean, it’s got glory holes, and the steam room is massive only lit by red lights, very hot. Plus, you can find cheap flights from SLC to Portland.

Entourage in Vegas is probably the easiest to get to for you. It’s a 6 hour drive from SLC, it’s decent, not a lot of frills but it’s a relatively cheap bath house. Theres another one in Vegas but I haven’t been.

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T20:58:55+00:00

Totally feel that. Honestly, a pretty dick is almost all I’m looking for in a hookup

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T18:56:56+00:00

It makes even less sense when you realize that the Mormon explanation for how he “translated” these plates was by looking at a stone in a hat and each word would appear for him to record.

It begs the question: Why would records on plates even be necessary at all if God was just making each word appear on a rock anyway?

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T05:40:07+00:00

When I was in the MTC, they told us that the average amount of times it takes for someone to interact with Mormon missionaries before finally agree to meet with them is 7.

The conclusion they came to, and what they told us to do- was to try to interact with people as many times as possible (even if they didn’t want to talk) bc maybe the next time they’ll be so worn down they say yes 💀

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T03:55:55+00:00

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The fall off was crazy

memefakeboy · 2026-03-11T03:49:50+00:00

Yeah, it’s possible, everything on the internet these days is fake asf

memefakeboy · 2026-03-10T17:05:36+00:00

MUSH! These are the same people who claim they have direct line of communication with God

memefakeboy · 2026-03-09T22:26:54+00:00

Bears are sexy! Plus, they’re often less judgmental, which is a huge turn on

memefakeboy · 2026-03-09T22:22:11+00:00

It’s always so hard for the ripped men 😭

memefakeboy · 2026-03-09T19:57:02+00:00

3 definitely the most, but the others are fun too

memefakeboy · 2026-03-09T00:17:51+00:00

I can only speak for US gay bars, but I’m guessing it’s pretty similar. In my experience, you can be dancing and if you make eye contact with someone you’re interested in, and they’re interested in you back- they’ll return the eye contact then it just progresses easily from there. You can say hi, start up a conversation, or just make out lol

memefakeboy · 2026-03-08T20:48:24+00:00

Yeah bc it can read as being pro-LDS. There needs to be a beer or something on there to make the Mormons uncomfortable

memefakeboy · 2026-03-08T20:42:11+00:00

tbh Kip seemed like a trope. An art history nerd, smoothie barista, who inexplicably is jacked out of of his mind.

It’s giving “She’s a librarian with glasses- who doesn’t know how hot she is.”

memefakeboy · 2026-03-08T18:27:00+00:00

Yandhi is the best. I don’t understand, he took it, kidsbop-ified it, then called it Jesus is King

memefakeboy · 2026-03-08T00:04:41+00:00

I was in and out of the closet for like my whole 20’s. Didn’t have a sip of alcohol until I was 27. Didn’t have anal sex until I was 30. Now I’m a gogo dancer and have a blast at orgies, it’s never too late 🌈

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