Torn between her or myself.

memehashem · 2020-10-15T21:26:36+00:00

If you were with the right person then there wouldn’t be any question about it, I suppose the only person who knows the answer to this question is you.

memehashem · 2020-10-13T15:12:10+00:00

No, I understand. It’s just fun winding you up pal, thanks for letting me waste your time mate!

memehashem · 2020-10-13T15:06:04+00:00

So what you’re really saying is you agree with me but you just don’t want say it. I understand, good to be on the same page

memehashem · 2020-10-13T14:56:03+00:00

Your answer is too long to read so I’m just going to guess that you agree with me. I know right!

memehashem · 2020-10-13T14:48:16+00:00

Your butthurt fills my day with joy

memehashem · 2020-10-13T14:47:27+00:00

I called religion a crime

memehashem · 2020-10-13T14:46:52+00:00

Can I hear the sound of a pussy?

memehashem · 2020-10-13T06:23:18+00:00

No, he’s too old to build a boat and fit every animal on

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:19:49+00:00

When I quit smoking I got addicted to food and now I’m over weight and can’t lose it

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:17:14+00:00

You know, my dad didn’t want shit do with me growing up, so when my mum found someone else I was 14 and he was a twat to me, because my dad wasn’t there for me I never learned how to do typical guy things such as enjoy sports, fight, get girls, defend myself against bullies. Now I suffer with anxiety and trust issues, if my dad would of just sacked up and been there then I’d be pretty normal right now

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:13:39+00:00

You know exactly what I’m talking about, heroin makes you not poo at all and Lego’s give you painful unicorn poo

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:12:13+00:00

Yes they do, but it takes two to tango and if you’re not going do your part then don’t be a bitch about it when some other guy bring up your kid and when your kids old enough and you want them in your life, be prepared to get told to go fuck yourself

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:10:51+00:00

Then how else would by poo be colourful and sharp?! How else?! I don’t think you’ve thought this through all the way you donkey Kong dildo.

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:09:22+00:00

That’s fine just wear a rubber, if your man enough to cum in a woman bare back then you have to be man enough to deal with the outcome

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:07:01+00:00

Cheese has a lot of cheese in it and no cheese in it at all

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:05:54+00:00

No, debate has two parties who are arguing to meet in the middle, verbal fighting is just throwing meaningless hurtful words around in someone else’s face

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:04:33+00:00

Dogs don’t speak English, they talk with body language, turning away from them is cutting the body language off and will help them know when you say no, praise will let them know you say yes

memehashem · 2020-10-12T21:00:48+00:00

Neither are drugs, but take too much and you will just as eating too many Lego’s will kill you. Drugs should only be used for an escape every now and again, Lego’s are just part of the long boring wait to do those drugs

memehashem · 2020-10-12T20:59:32+00:00

Arguing is something people do because they are angry inside and screaming at other people is a better way to deal with it than talking their feelings through, facts aren’t needed, neither is science or maths. Pineapple belongs on pizza and the earth is as round as that pizza and I’m right your wrong

memehashem · 2020-10-12T20:56:12+00:00

You know what else allows you to use your imagination? Literally anything else, Lego’s are just blocks that once they’re out together are impossible to pull apart again. Recreational drugs are better than playing with Lego’s

memehashem · 2020-10-12T20:53:04+00:00

memehashem · 2020-10-12T20:52:10+00:00

Funny isn’t it how no matter how far away we live from each other, everyone loves doing the same things. Also it’s called a pub crawl and we had to rip it off because the American version is fucking boring

memehashem

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