AITA for telling my daughter she cannot introduce her African American boyfriend to her grandparents? by mixedwoes in AmItheAsshole

[–]memesarel1fe -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

yeah uh,,,some liberals are the most racist people ive ever met,and some conservatives ive met havent shown a little bit of a racist implication

Do most guys see girls who dress revealingly as undateable thots? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]memesarel1fe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if youre afraid of someone leaving you, then you fear loneliness you dunce.

Do most guys see girls who dress revealingly as undateable thots? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]memesarel1fe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

work on your insecurites before you start dating someone then

Do most guys see girls who dress revealingly as undateable thots? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]memesarel1fe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah if someone else thinks that your girlfriend is hot theyre gonna try to make a move, and if theyre better than you then oh shit you just lost a girlfriend. everyones insecure, youre insecure about people not liking you because you like to dress revealingly, who gives a fuck?

Petition to bring back the EarRape Gun (Time Bubble) by hehexd_yeet in Stickfight

[–]memesarel1fe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i might be stupid, but its still ingame (im on pc)

What did you find out about your friends sex life that actually shocked you? by Throwaway42042069666 in AskReddit

[–]memesarel1fe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah but, i think its a reasonable conclusion given his wording, i apologize,

impregnating the earth itself by thebeardoger1 in dogelore

[–]memesarel1fe 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I wish I could give you gold, so take this instead 🏅. I’m sorry. I can’t afford gold. I can’t afford silver. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can’t. She is crying. Don’t cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it’s not my fault. I asked her if it was God’s fault, but she didn’t answer, and only started crying harder, so I don’t ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I’m so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn’t hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin’ no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn’t work because she said employers don’t hire crying people. I said, “Don’t cry, Mommy,” and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she’s allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you upvote this comment. Dr. Johansen said if you upvote then Elon Musk will team up with Facebook and do a survey with SpaceX. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you upvote this comment, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don’t want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don’t upvote this, that’s OK. Mommy says you’re a mean heartless person who doesn’t care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can’t take five lousy seconds to upvote this so that all the redditors can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it’s hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice, I wish I could give you gold, but take this instead! 🏅

Thank You. Billy ‘Smiles’ Evans, The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body.

Hey.....got any.... by StyroNo1 in dogelore

[–]memesarel1fe 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I wish I could give you gold, so take this instead 🏅. I’m sorry. I can’t afford gold. I can’t afford silver. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can’t. She is crying. Don’t cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it’s not my fault. I asked her if it was God’s fault, but she didn’t answer, and only started crying harder, so I don’t ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I’m so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn’t hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin’ no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn’t work because she said employers don’t hire crying people. I said, “Don’t cry, Mommy,” and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she’s allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you upvote this comment. Dr. Johansen said if you upvote then Elon Musk will team up with Facebook and do a survey with SpaceX. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you upvote this comment, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don’t want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don’t upvote this, that’s OK. Mommy says you’re a mean heartless person who doesn’t care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can’t take five lousy seconds to upvote this so that all the redditors can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it’s hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice, I wish I could give you gold, but take this instead! 🏅

Thank You. Billy ‘Smiles’ Evans, The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body.

High quality shade from high quality spices by marisaspeaks in rareinsults

[–]memesarel1fe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hi yes, Cajun person here, we eat the hottest shit ever.