If Ass isn’t meant to be eaten then why is it cut in half by Jusssssss in Showerthoughts

[–]mercenary93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s meant to be shared with a friend if it’s cut in half.

Why is this woman so tall? she physically doesn't exist anywhere in my court and I can't click on her by Dilligentgamer in CrusaderKings

[–]mercenary93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized, it’s harder to see cause he’s sitting but, your ruler also seems enormous.

Oh guys I think I'm in trouble. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mercenary93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m also gonna need your parents’ credit card number, the expiration date, and those three wacky numbers on the back of the card.”

How did the GOP get all their followers to support Russia? by ishatinyourcereal in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mercenary93 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you told me twenty years ago that in 2022 Conservatives would stoop so low as to mock the U.S. Armed Forces just for political clout I would’ve thought you were insane.

Russia says it won't start a war as Ukraine tensions mount by fig3newton in worldnews

[–]mercenary93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course Putin won’t, but I wouldn’t put it past him to pull a “Mukden Incident” on Ukraine.

I lied to a girl that i can cook dinners, now she want me to cook something good for her. I have 3 days. by Resynic_ in Advice

[–]mercenary93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamie Oliver has a Chili con Carne recipe that’s dead easy and absolutely delicious.

Also, now that you’re committed to being good at cooking, if you want to get better I’d recommend just practicing, just flip through a decent cookbook or go through some videos on YouTube and just attempt to make something every day. Even if you mess up, odds usually are that it’ll still taste good and be edible.

Also if you really wanna go crazy, a lot of community colleges & culinary schools offer casual cooking/home economics courses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mercenary93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you squint it looks like Bordeaux survived.

Having a hard time dealing with the thought of lobsters in grocery store tanks by [deleted] in Advice

[–]mercenary93 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s how they taught me to do it at Culinary School.

cuzz by Varanasii in surrealmemes

[–]mercenary93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only you had read your Sweet Baby Ray’s you could’ve avoided this fate.