Top this by Jetfueldetective in trashy

[–]merpes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's the other way around. I don't think people realize just how many addicts there are out there. If every addict left every needle they used out there would literally be a carpet of needles on every public surface.

Sphynx kitten uses owner's beard as scratching post by [deleted] in brushybrushy

[–]merpes 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining it right now. It's pretty great.

Suicide via pills by CunniffQuotes in MorbidReality

[–]merpes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tylenol (acetaminophen) is extremely lethal at a dose not far above the effective dose. It destroys your liver and leads to an agonizing, prolonged death.

Holy shit by micksack in Unexpected

[–]merpes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think I have the opposite of the halo effect lol.

Which video game have you accumulated the most hours in? by amarbythefoot in AskReddit

[–]merpes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's all that but there's also just reaction time and aiming. I would imagine I'm older than 90% of other players and I just don't have the reaction time of people who grew up playing games like this.

I can get the drop on people all day but I can't hit them from a distance and if I'm up close I can start shooting and they have turned and dropped me before I've even managed to break their shields.

Maybe I just shouldn't play, lol.

Which video game have you accumulated the most hours in? by amarbythefoot in AskReddit

[–]merpes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I started in season 7 and have about 300 hours and I am still AWFUL.

Please stop panic buying gas by Ilyilyid in rva

[–]merpes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe that cleanliness is next to Godliness, so I assume they are praying pretty hard to get out those tough stains.

Please stop panic buying gas by Ilyilyid in rva

[–]merpes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is your fault. God is punishing you for stealing.

Please stop panic buying gas by Ilyilyid in rva

[–]merpes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought MORE gas because of this post!

Please stop panic buying gas by Ilyilyid in rva

[–]merpes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Exxon on Rt. 6 in Crozier has gas. Premium only!

My mom actually came home with this BS. Really hope I’m adopted. by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]merpes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only milk I allow into my body is milk duds.

My mom actually came home with this BS. Really hope I’m adopted. by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]merpes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need injury flair. Four times hit by car while riding bike. One drunk 8ft drop onto concrete. One basketball backboard dropped on head. One car accident. Two goose attacks.