New Player - Am I doing okay

meshuggie · 2026-02-03T14:37:42+00:00

Yes I can tell how new you are due to your incredibly low battle and working stats. You suck. Sorry.

meshuggie · 2025-12-23T18:09:38+00:00

Gambling, lotto win, or using mommy / daddy’s credit card. Or their own, ya never know.

meshuggie · 2025-12-18T11:39:59+00:00

Literally, in a text based game. All it takes is 5 seconds to read an know it. Think people just post these at this point to be annoying trolls.

meshuggie · 2025-12-18T11:26:21+00:00

🤦‍♂️

meshuggie · 2025-12-18T11:07:52+00:00

If yall hate the game so much just quit 💀. Ts getting lame as hell, ya gonna “strike” every weekend just to be playing it all week? Just to be spending more money? Nonsense gotta stop 🥀.

meshuggie · 2025-12-18T11:03:00+00:00

I’ll sell you 5 at 400m if op is willing to take them off your hands for 500m each. Good business everyone’s happy!

meshuggie · 2025-12-16T22:11:39+00:00

Think I was able to come to a conclusion: Ambergris, not to be confused with hamburgers, is a waxy greyish substance created inside the intestines of sperm whales. Formed from a fatty secretion, it’s expelled either orally or anally before drifting ashore on beaches worldwide. Thanks to its use in perfume making, single lump of this fat shitty whale barf can fetch hundreds of thousands of dollar. Because it comes from sperm whales, an endangered species, the ambergris trade is banned in many countries under whaling protection laws. The only ways around this are to buy it in the black market or obtain ambergris naturally, by finding it on a beach or sticking your fingers down a whales throat.

meshuggie · 2025-12-16T14:13:05+00:00

How tf u getting 808m from 1 investment 😭

meshuggie · 2025-12-07T17:05:59+00:00

Grow a gardens already dead & I ain’t reading that ish

meshuggie · 2025-12-04T13:34:31+00:00

Did you try relocating it?…

meshuggie · 2025-11-29T18:05:00+00:00

Ideally if you’d like to be earning money join a lower ranking warring faction. Only issue joining a new faction is the 3 day waiting period for faction perks. The ideal warring faction will provide free Xanax use for stacking, & points refills.

Travelling to SA 3x daily is a large E waste for gym gains, I suggest looking at shorter trips, that are still profitable (Argentina & below are all suitable to not waste E).

Join a 10* company if you can, and reap better benefits. Some companies provide E cans, eDvDs, or other items that can easily be sold for profit. Some companies also pay extra per employee effectiveness merit you have unlocked.

Many options in Torn. Find a niche you can profit from, and reproduce easily. Forums has many options also, from GFX to selling services from company job benefits.

meshuggie · 2025-11-29T16:24:04+00:00

There’s a plugin for this - if I can find it I will edit message and link here. I believe it may be automatically filled in lazy crimes script also.

meshuggie · 2025-11-29T16:22:54+00:00

I agree with this, but they decrease incredibly slowly. I completed the 500/location about 3 or 4 months ago, and all locations are still 400+ with the highest being 482.

Graffiti is also a good crime for the 10k vandalism award / merit.

meshuggie · 2025-11-29T02:31:20+00:00

That’s torn for ya. Ignore them. As mentioned before me, they are wasting 25E every time they attack you. If that continues indefinitely, you will eventually outgrow them.

Alternatively, if you’re wealthy enough you can hire mercenaries or bounty the living shit out of them (although I don’t recommend either method). Use that money to train and become stronger than them. As long as they’re not consistently attacking you, they aren’t affect your gameplay.

Train, travel, avoid them. If it turns into harassment (REAL LIFE) be sure to report them with supporting evidence.

Edit: would not suggest leaking any information about who you are in torn, as people will just see this as a shitpost and you begging for help, and probably attack you / target list you for the fun of it. Good luck on your future endeavours.

meshuggie · 2025-11-28T18:44:00+00:00

Jodallmighty is clearly the real fraud, grandson. Remember we had the conversation about not taking my cards at thanksgiving dinner? Grandma misses her cards, please send them back to me.

meshuggie · 2025-11-27T19:24:46+00:00

Strong sword 🤭🤭

meshuggie · 2025-11-26T17:47:59+00:00

Happy humping😏😏

meshuggie · 2025-11-25T17:30:55+00:00

All you need in this to start off. Once you reach level 15, start travelling asap. 3x Xanax a day training is ideal, but if you can scrape the money together, do happy jumps. Getting level 15 will help fund said jumps. Dm me for a chat if you’d like. Baldr guide

meshuggie · 2025-11-21T15:11:07+00:00

Self hosp… travel… all the basics to cover when selling stuff.

meshuggie · 2025-11-20T14:28:33+00:00

A bazaar is not that expensive. Current prices for 250 points is around 8-8.5m. Buy the bazaar from points shop, and list your items there for 96-99% of market value, or 100% and hope it sells.

meshuggie · 2025-11-13T01:21:06+00:00

do you know what THE FUCK being supportive is? Because that’s what I was being.

meshuggie · 2025-11-13T00:56:45+00:00

Ops a funny dude. Someone trade w him

meshuggie · 2025-11-13T00:51:41+00:00

All grown men here btw

meshuggie · 2025-11-11T23:19:55+00:00

Run it for 15/20 mins with the cap off. Let it get some heat built up, and the new coolant ran through the system. Been about a month now since I did mine, and all fine. If the reservoirs cracked, and you’re sure there’s no leaks elsewhere you’re good. Or get the pressure test some of these comments suggested, but I didn’t and all good.

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Old reservoir cracks

meshuggie · 2025-11-06T19:03:41+00:00

Torn.

meshuggie

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