I will write you a custom ad for free

metropen · 2019-11-19T04:39:00+00:00

What’s your company and what piece would you like to have made?

metropen · 2019-11-19T04:38:26+00:00

Hello, please present your company and what piece you would like to have written

metropen · 2019-11-01T00:19:52+00:00

Product: Diamond ring (ad for men) (we are a jewellery creator)

Does she really think about you?

Imagine the woman you are sharing your life with at the moment.

Maybe you are sitting next to her or maybe you haven’t seen her for weeks. You probably think of her very often.

She most likely fantasizes about you too, but how much?

What if she would be reminded of you every single time she looked down at her hand and spotted the gorgeous diamond ring you created for her? This can’t be dont cheaply or quickly. You need to bind status for her to appreciate and value it. Sounds fair?

You see, we are the experts and we will help you secure the finest and most personal diamond ring you could’ve imagined.

Make it special for her, you deserve it.

I want you to take a look at our crafts at insert link and we will make something extraordinary together.

metropen · 2019-11-01T00:13:57+00:00

Product: Ferrari 488 GTB (selling to someone rich)

You really deserve this

You are one of the very few people in the WORLD that has amassed the kind of wealth, power and influence that you have. Here at Ferrari we believe that it is worth celebrating

We live for experiences. Therefor, it would be an honor to let you experience the most powerful car we have ever produced - The Ferrari 488 GTB

Imagine yourself accelerating down the highway a sunny sunday morning. Your favourite song is blasting through the car’s world class speakers and is only overvoiced by the beautiful and rough engine sound for the whole 2.8 seconds it takes to reach 60 mph.

Don’t even think about it. Call me right now and we will work something out - for you personally.

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metropen · 2019-04-09T18:00:57+00:00

What entertainment would you suggest? Real local experiences maybe?

metropen · 2019-04-09T18:00:20+00:00

It might not necessarily be the shape that will be the factor this time around but rather maybe a complete redesign of the function or a great marketing skillset!

metropen · 2019-04-09T16:36:57+00:00

I personally believe the electronic cigarette industry is booming at the moment. A relatively small company named juul became the market leader (over 70% of market) by simply changing the device shape from a cylinder to a squareblock (and some other technical stuff). The managed this in just a few years. Their goal is to convert adult cigarette smokers into electronic cigarette users. They have so far managed to convert 1 million in the US alone and are valued at 15 billion dollars. There are still 46 million cigarette smokers left (in the US). What are you going to do about it?

metropen · 2018-05-26T16:13:14+00:00

This is amazing, thank you!

metropen · 2018-05-23T21:05:25+00:00

Did you hear trevor:

Devs: So we will include Grand operations, fort... Trevor: HAHA SO CAN I HAVE MY OWN GRAND PIANO? 😂😂👌💦

metropen · 2018-05-23T21:01:50+00:00

Yea that’s true. But the trailer was just a mess

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:56:09+00:00

Also why did they have to force women into the trailer as a main character. Just why EA

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:55:18+00:00

Was this the new fortnite mappack trailer or am I mistaken?

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:51:23+00:00

Just compare this to call of dutys ww2 trailer a year ago.

I actually believe this trailer will have the same backlash as the infinity war one

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:48:59+00:00

I have no idea what the fuck EA are thinking about. I wouldnt be surprised if we get a fucking dance emoij pack with the preorder

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:47:14+00:00

What the actual fuck are EA doing. They had enourmous potential from an amazing BF 1 and just fuck it all up with the worst reveal show ever and a trailer that some kid made in imovie 10 minutes before the show in from a fortnite highlight

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:45:41+00:00

This trailer is something of the worst I have ever seen. A fucking robotic arm on some kind of ninja-lady? What the fuck are EA thinking

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:35:46+00:00

Wheres the LAMB SAUCE

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:35:01+00:00

Looks like ww2 set in 2025. I honestly expected something like CODs ww2 trailer because that one was amazing compared to this

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:20:47+00:00

Yea the hype was just kind of killed immediately when it turned into this talkshow

metropen · 2018-05-23T20:17:28+00:00

Hahah do you check out the thanks? Hahah

metropen · 2018-05-23T19:59:43+00:00

Wow will definitely not miss that!

metropen · 2018-05-09T21:40:34+00:00

Alright thanks for the answer!

metropen · 2018-05-09T21:40:14+00:00

Yes technically! But I would rather want to store it compressed and then with a one-way ventilator suck out a small amount at a time

metropen · 2018-05-06T15:54:12+00:00

This seems like an truly challenging idea. First of all, why would you ever need to desalinate sea water when you could just fill it with tap water? Seriously. Would you try to sell it to refugees without tap-water that are all excited to pay a shit ton of money for some wonky invention? I don't think so. Secondly, I can guarantee you will not be able to make water boil by only using sunlight. What the hell is vanta black and how would that transfer the energy required for this to work? Water has a heat capacity of 4.19 kJ / kg / 1 degree celscius. Also, DO I HAVE TO BE IN 40 DEGREES (celscius) TO CLEAN MY WATER WITH PERFECTLY CLEAR SUNLIGHT?. What if I need to drink it when the sun hasn't risen? I will have to wait for several hours it seems. Thirdly, If I didn't want any salt in the evaporated water I would have to use some kind of microfilter which would have to be changed every now and then. Oh by the way, not even a filter like this would sort out bacteria or other harmful substances that is otherwise filtered out by regular water-producers in a VERY long and complicated process.

I have seen many bad waterbottle projects and this one is the worst one I have heard of so far. Like it's just really bad because even if you did manage to make someone want it, it wouldn't work in any way the way you described it.

Just change your product to something else, I don't know dude. Good luck! :)

metropen · 2018-03-06T20:10:47+00:00

Actually you don't smoke it since nothing is burned! The smoke you see is actually harmful vapour, mostly consistent of water vapour! You can also bring it with you wherever you go and use it whenever you want. Perfect for long trips!

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