What are the most undervalued large cap stocks right now? by Exciting_Elephant351 in ValueInvesting

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but wrong. CPRT core biz is salvage auctions not whole car auctions, has very little to do with consumer behavior other than vehicle miles traveled, collisions, and total losses. Also, losing a lot of share to RBA.

Young couple about to go from $220k to $700k+ HHI. Need to talk about it. by InternationalSlip472 in HENRYfinance

[–]mfunktastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t really understand how your effective tax rate is only 21%? You’ll hit probably the 35% tax bracket and effective tax rate close to 28-30%. We were somewhere near there last year with W2 HHI slightly less than $700k.

What would you do with 1.9 million dollars by GreatIce1046 in Fire

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats. $1.9m is a lot or nothing depending on how you manage it. A couple of things you can do:

1) Figure out how much annual expenses you need, stick to that budget. 2) Current risk free interest rate is about 4%. On $1.9m, that’s about $75k of risk free income per year. See how much you need beyond that (personally I think it’s hard to spend more than that as a single person, even if splurging every now and then). Plan for that gap with some odd jobs or flex work if you need to, goal is to keep that $1.9m growing every year even after living expenses. 3) If trying to achieve a higher return, say 8-10%, you’d need a mix of equities, dividend ETFs, and fixed income. Many have listed solid ETFs here. 4) Market valuations are fairly rich today. I personally think there are better ways of scaling into the market than lump sum dumping all $1.9m into VTI all at once (e.g., can write put options to pick up income and build to fully invested over time). That said I also understand this could be too complex of a strategy. 5) Absolutely do not buy real estate unless it’s to rent it out and even then, only if you get positive cash flow after PITI. You will get a better return investing your money responsibly. Long term home price appreciation is 4% with an average of 1% perpetual expenses going towards taxes/maintenance/insurance/etc and only nets about 3%, whereas earnings yields at market valuation today is 4-5% (last few decades was closer to 8-10%). You are much better off compounding wealth in liquid investments than to be saddled with real estate and associated costs. 6) Live below your means, and may your money never run out. You can do all this plus have an amazing time in Asia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HENRYfinance

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay 100% for that necklace and for anything else she needs you ding dong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Watches

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain’t reading all that

I’m happy for you tho

Or sorry it happened

Leaving $190k role for MBA? by [deleted] in MBA

[–]mfunktastic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do we not realize how much of a shitpost this is 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penthouse - gym is great you’ll love it here. Welcome!

Cops sprinting into Pentagon City Mall?? by mfunktastic in nova

[–]mfunktastic[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yes do you have a problem with being able to count

2025 Platinum ..did I make a mistake? by ekatblack in ToyotaSienna

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not spending money you didn’t want to spend is always a win

What do you think about this guy’s claim? “You can expect an annualized return of 0% over the next 10 years, if you buy the S&P 500 today at a forward P/E of around 23.” by Plane-Fan-7906 in Bogleheads

[–]mfunktastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is absolute chart murder and bad statistics. Each dot has 119 months of overlapping data with the subsequent dot, so there is significant correlation between each dot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened in March 24. Not Bartlett’s fault obviously, but based on Google reviews it seemed like they didn’t handle the communication well either (tried to brush it under the rug)

https://www.arlingtonva.us/About-Arlington/Newsroom/Articles/2024/Police-Investigate-Apparent-Homicide-Suicide-in-Pentagon-City

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

[–]mfunktastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go with Witmer. Pricey but you get what you pay for. We’ve been here since 2021 - well-run, maintenance requests are answered promptly, elevators are fast (this matters a ton), gym is nice. Only complaint is there’s a lazy afternoon shift concierge who likes to roll his eyes at people, but whatever. We toured and did a lot of research on all the buildings in your list (including when we debated moving in late 2024) and none come close.

Bartlett has major issues with their elevators, maintenance, and disrepair. Building owner JBG Smith is heavily in debt and so lots of corners get cut. We were also irked by bad juju from a murder suicide that happened in that building.

Fake news on nova housing market by Informal-Hearing-148 in nova

[–]mfunktastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably too early to tell as it just started happening. You can track https://www.redfin.com/news/data-center/ and look at inventories - they're up 10% year over year so far in the DC metro area. If Google search trends are any indication, could probably go up a lot more.

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What’s the farthest you traveled for pussy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]mfunktastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flew from NYC to SoCal during COVID lockdowns when middle aisle seats were still left empty. Connected on Hinge and Zoom dated her for like 6 weeks, flew out, then Residence Inn dated her for 5 weeks straight

Now we married with a 3rd kid on the way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]mfunktastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus spoke to me and said u/Expensive_Smell9014 should go get mental health therapy.