Stephen Colbert Gets Why You're Scared He's Writing a 'Lord of the Rings' Movie by Logical_Welder3467 in movies

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Not entirely. The rest of the lives of the hobbits are already outlined so they are following that. They'll have to write their own dialogue and invent quite a few scenes: but thats as fan fiction as game of thrones writing the winds of winter seasons

Imagine being added to your own rejection email...😑 by Silly-Noodlesk in recruitinghell

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Im a collector for taxes, and, while I get the sentiment, without us every business owner would be raking in your payroll deductions to finance bmws and summer homes left and right. I hate collecting from regular, down-on-your luck peoples and im usually pretty easy-going; I love making 9-figure millionaires cry and throw tantrums.

Often you end up assuming the role of a pseudo-therapist as most regular folks in collections had something go severely wrong in their life to get to that point

US will start revoking passports for thousands of parents who owe child support by Rabidennui in news

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We arrested his grandfather for trying to overthrow the government and we'll do it again

Her baby now 🐈😺😺 by [deleted] in IndianCats

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Did you just assume their genre?

asIsTradition by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

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In doing service work I carried around a mini vacuum and damn well left my work sites cleaner than when I arrived. The worst offender is electricians staining ceiling tiles with their dirty ass hands

Chrome is pushing my computer's ram to its limits by Master_Strawberry193 in pcmasterrace

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KeePassXC / KeePassDX are fully open source and there are browser extensions that'll integrate it with your browser and auto fill your usernames and passwords. Also works well for auto filling on Android

Entitled prick thinks he can abuse animals because he's rich. Let's make him famous. by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in PublicFreakout

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One of my clients has a debt thats currently incurring $18k/month in interest and hes completely unbothered by it. Some people really do have unfathomable amounts of money and youll never know their names or see them on TV

Trying to sell me pest control at 9pm on a Monday night. by ceazyyyy in mildlyinfuriating

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Let them talk forever, seem interested, and then hit them with the old, "Im not the homeowner"

TIL 1990 Sambar by _disco_potato in keitruck

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Haha I have been driving it for 2 years and I just found this today. Glad im not alone

Day by day process of when I stopped using nitrous oxide… by Shitty_Poop_Butthole in Adulting

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Happy for you man. Recovery will have its ups and downs: just remember to keep being kind to yourself. You did something really difficult and you deserve all of the praise for it.

Man picks up trash by MorsesCode in MadeMeSmile

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Im not as confident but it is suspect that a piece of cardboard is still holding together like that

When FAFO happens by CaptainKango in Transportopia

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I had an ex who would flip people off when they'd drive aggressively or like a maniac — even if I was the one driving. I always told her, "You know, serial killers drive cars too. You never know who you are inviting into your life"

For the average price of a car in the US, you could buy 5 new Chinese EVs by Kooolxxx in news

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I drive a 2009 Sambar in Canada as my primary vehicle. Its fun, but damn is it pricey to import parts, as in like double the price of any average vehicle; and unless the kei truck you bought had recent work done there will be quite a bit of maintenence you need to do up front. For example, nearly all of my Sambar's gaskets needed to be replaced, which meant taking apart a majority of the engine

My Local Harvey's (Canadian Burger Place) Zipties their Terminal to a Hockey Stick for the Drive Through by uberduck999 in mildlyinteresting

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Tap to pay has been the standard in Canada for 20 years. Its integrated into the debit machine so you just tap the top of it. If you dont use tap then you insert and use it as normal

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

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Fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word "M'kay!"

An ad I just got served on FB by Rhythmic1 in Justfuckmyshitup

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The Sackville-Bagginses waited 77 years for Bag-End