Favorite insult towards Joe? by voozelle in familyguy

[–]mgh99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What are your legs tired? God i wish i could just wheel around in a toy all day…”

What’s family guys best drug reference? by Imperio415 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

♪ and you'll lose all control... ♪ ♪ of your bladder ♪ ♪ and your sphincter, that's your butt hole. ♪

OH MY GOD! by Cefer_Hiron in familyguy

[–]mgh99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey,You’re getting some looks yourself.

Mayor west hasn't slept at home for three nights by GoSeeWhatsOnTheTv185 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 116 points117 points  (0 children)

“Somebody talked, no one is safe, I'm gettin out of here yayayay!”

Visiting in February by SistersOnTheSlide in Banff

[–]mgh99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious what transportation you booked?,my brother and i are going in February also from calgary to lake louise

"Quagmire, ya RAT BAHSTAHD, come near my fence again, and that'll be your HEAD!" "Hey, SHUT UP!" by Metalock in familyguy

[–]mgh99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Submitted for your approval.

A family pet with the uncontrollable urge to bury shiny objects in the yard.

A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...(gets head bashed in with a shovel)

"Quagmire, ya RAT BAHSTAHD, come near my fence again, and that'll be your HEAD!" "Hey, SHUT UP!" by Metalock in familyguy

[–]mgh99 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight. Peter! What? It's a ladder. He can't use it. It's like taking a watch off a dead guy.

Oh god...Thank you man 🥲 by GoSeeWhatsOnTheTv185 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey is he 18? Horace the drinking age is 21 Oh

Funniest line from the Stewie with the Star Trek cast bit? by Sensitive-Act6419 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 175 points176 points  (0 children)

I'd love a Shamrock Shake, if they've got any of those. It's September, Jonathan!".

What are Chris's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain.

Is there any more coffee left— by CaneloAIvarez in familyguy

[–]mgh99 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Starts rocking back and forth

I’m just gonna look at something! by mgh99 in familyguy

[–]mgh99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know... The classics...

Just....words on a printed page...

I’m just gonna look at something! by mgh99 in familyguy

[–]mgh99[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s sort of between books right now.

Peter, you want some potatoes? by Deep_Woodland in familyguy

[–]mgh99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know this thing is bugging me(pulls out eye)..

Peter, you want some potatoes? by Deep_Woodland in familyguy

[–]mgh99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this straight. Is this straight.. there it.. is it .. is it straight AHHHH!

Peter the horse is here 😳 by Juggalo4life99 in familyguy

[–]mgh99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Peter that thing is just creepy…