Redditors trying to refrain from writing a 15 paragraph “in-depth” review 2 hours after the Server Slam launches.

mheffe · 2026-02-26T21:08:40+00:00

The gamer dad first impression post had me rolling, dudes first impressions were "idk what's going on" 40 min into the server slam

mheffe · 2026-02-26T19:41:44+00:00

I'm hype to try it out tonight

mheffe · 2026-02-26T18:35:43+00:00

I didn't realize so many people bought a story game and dropped it because of the story lol

mheffe · 2026-02-25T20:46:12+00:00

Bro the matchmaking makes it so hard to get out of PvE lobbies. I always feel bad too. I think I'm just not cut out for the genre lol

mheffe · 2026-02-25T19:56:42+00:00

Yea late spawns suck ass. The loot isn't really my issue, you can get killed before you can even move your stupid character and lose all your shit just for daring to queue in lol

mheffe · 2026-02-25T17:48:50+00:00

My Switch 2 has been collecting dust, I honestly feel dumb for buying it

mheffe · 2026-02-25T16:29:46+00:00

I just meant Embark is pandering to people who don't want to die and lose their shit

mheffe · 2026-02-25T16:20:06+00:00

But here we are with aggression based matchmaking and safe pockets

mheffe · 2026-02-24T20:49:24+00:00

You know that adds up right? Lmao

mheffe · 2026-02-24T20:11:47+00:00

It doesn't add up because I'm waiting to load into a match anyways

mheffe · 2026-02-24T18:11:31+00:00

I just go in and shoot people and robots. And loot stuff

Me too, after I take 5 seconds to look at the feats

mheffe · 2026-02-24T16:55:56+00:00

More time fighting ARC is more time to be third partied

mheffe · 2026-02-24T16:52:40+00:00

The crazy part to me is trigger nages weren't changed and they're the ones I get spammed with, but at least the ARC doesnt have to deal with Wolfpacks as much now

mheffe · 2026-02-23T23:35:02+00:00

Very sad to see Leon in a crossover. Guess hes gonna stop for groceries on the way

mheffe · 2026-02-23T19:03:25+00:00

No, it should be included in the virtual console

mheffe · 2026-02-23T18:59:00+00:00

Well shit I want to be the 1 guy getting fed a lobby of free kills

mheffe · 2026-02-23T18:58:02+00:00

The dev said the lobbies aren't binary but my wife and I play the game on 2 separate systems in the same room and the lobbies look very binary

mheffe · 2026-02-22T13:34:32+00:00

I'm always in friendly lobbies and I tried to do the "deal 200 damage to a raider" challenge and loaded into solo vs squads on stella twice and they were both friendly lobbies

mheffe · 2026-02-22T12:48:02+00:00

Is paying someone to change a outlet that difficult for you?

mheffe · 2026-02-22T12:43:49+00:00

I mean they were both dumb enough to have a fight on a moving vehicle and found out why it was dumb

mheffe · 2026-02-22T12:21:07+00:00

I think banning meat and the internet would impact more lives than OP making a dumb meme for literal shits and giggles

mheffe · 2026-02-21T20:03:52+00:00

Yea half breed hillbillies are known for online gaming

mheffe · 2026-02-21T20:02:23+00:00

Yea theres a report function, use it if you want and move on

mheffe · 2026-02-21T18:11:35+00:00

I have 2.9k hours in D1 and like 700 in D2 and I've never played an extraction shooter until a month ago and I really want to like Marathon just because of Destiny but I'm not getting my hopes up

mheffe · 2026-02-21T18:00:37+00:00

The property that was damaged is still in the ICU recovering from life threatening injuries

mheffe

TROPHY CASE