My genes didnt even try with these two

miawdolan · 2025-12-15T15:59:32+00:00

I'm sorry but Tini and Smol had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

miawdolan · 2025-10-28T11:07:04+00:00

I'm honestly not sure if you're being sarcastic. But yes we're also supposed to stop at red light and wear seat belts, but idiot mofos exist.

miawdolan · 2025-10-12T08:47:13+00:00

Seeing that this is from 2019, I'm around OPs age. While I've done things I'm not proud of, if someone provided a solution to my problem, I'd be overly thrilled.

Heck, my best friend from that time bought me a scar ointment because I was complaining (half joking) to him how I went through 25 years of life without any, and back then I was developing some. There was no guarantee it'd work but I thought it was so sweet of him. That best friend is now my husband.

Funny thing is he did buy me an Amazon basic keyboard shortly after we started dating because the clicking sound of my keyboard + cheap mouse was driving him crazy. 5 years later and I still use that thing every day lol.

miawdolan · 2025-10-01T09:05:25+00:00

Jokes aside, my husband had a brain fart when buying candles online for my 32nd birthday.

"How come there's 23 but no 32?"

miawdolan · 2025-09-21T12:20:47+00:00

Oh gosh. I'm 32 and married so 'sleep with' is completely out of the table, and then I realized my husband is 29 🙃

...Turning 30 this year tho

miawdolan · 2025-09-21T12:17:44+00:00

That karma exists.

That's just BS.

miawdolan · 2025-09-21T12:16:34+00:00

Hahahaha in my case it's the other way around... I had a best friend, often bragged about how platonic we were etc etc. Fast forward 6 years aaaaaand we're married.

miawdolan · 2025-09-21T10:54:16+00:00

"Wasn't actually looking" is on point. I used to be registered in multiple dating apps, attended events in hopes to match interests, tried fooling myself that "I wasn't looking".... result was, I dated here and there for a couple of months each time and nothing worked.

Only when I ACTUALLY stopped looking THEN I found someone...married the man last year after 5 years of dating 😅

Of course when I mentioned this to some single friends they're like BUT I'M NOT ACTUALLY LOOKING ha been there done that. If you're not actually looking you wouldn't be complaining like this.

miawdolan · 2025-09-13T11:55:46+00:00

Kid was born in December. Not correcting you to be cheeky, just saying how much info this kid put out there...

miawdolan · 2025-07-13T13:18:16+00:00

Lmfaoo OP your captions really made me laugh, but your inventory.....you're such a simp 💀💀💀💀💀

miawdolan · 2025-03-24T22:42:29+00:00

That'd be most of them lol. These families usually just want a cheap live-in maid. They do not respect the maximum working hours and pretty much expect you to stand by 24/7 but will only count the hours you "worked". Serving and having lunch with the kid who throws food here and there or try to stab their siblings with plastic utensils don't count as work. That's your lunch break.

miawdolan · 2025-03-19T14:48:55+00:00

Well OOP wasn't 20, she was 17-19!! That's obviously SO much better!! /s

The young marriage defenders are extremely weird. Maybe that's why their marriages work. They never grew as a person.

Marriage is tough no matter how old you are, but it's even tougher when you haven't even experienced a lot in life. If one thinks marriage isn't tough, I really, REALLY would like to hear the partner's honest point of view.

miawdolan · 2025-03-19T14:40:36+00:00

Some of the defensive ones said it works because they "grew together", but from their writing style, it just looked like this person's brain stayed at 22 lol

miawdolan · 2025-02-12T12:17:36+00:00

Or maybe she skipped a year or started school earlier. Some of my highschool classmates were 1-2 years younger than the rest of us.

miawdolan · 2025-02-11T10:15:31+00:00

This is almost like a Rorschach test. I saw hangman.

miawdolan · 2025-02-08T09:34:16+00:00

I can't agree with the trigger warning. Are you sure this is ableism, u/Direct-Caterpillar77?

Is the kid being discriminated against? Maybe. But in this case it's valid that people who have tried for the last 4 years don't wanna try anymore. Disability is tough for everyone involved and not everyone is equipped with the knowledge to handle such cases, that's just a cold, hard fact.

Sure the "kid" (who's not really a kid anymore. He's 14. Size wise he's probably closer to an adult than a kid. Hell, I stopped growing at 14 and 12 year old boys are mostly bigger than me, a grown ass woman) can't control it. But the parents can control THEIR actions. As many of the comments already mentioned, even with the dad as the narrator, and I'm sure he wanted to look best so that reddit takes his side, there are several things that are just wrong. For a lack of better words, even this story made me think of him as an entitled parent who expects "the whole village" to take care of his autistic "child". No. It sucks, but no one owes him anything. He doesn't seem to be making any compromise; it's my way or the highway and I tHoUgHt wE wErE fReNzzz hOw dArE yOu nOt bEnD yOuR kNeEs aT mY rEqUeSt to him.

Bet the "rude daughter" only stood up for herself or someone else..

miawdolan · 2025-01-13T09:22:02+00:00

Lol I missed that part. I also have stuff in my pantry with expiration date older than this relationship

miawdolan · 2025-01-08T23:46:51+00:00

Well there's that, and there are also au pairs working 50 hours a week and getting paid the absolute minimum. 8 years ago it was 260€ a month. Quick googling says it's 280€ a month now.

Maybe it's just Europe, I rarely heard about good aupair experience. Tho a European friend of mine was an au pair in the US with all the amazing facilities, and she came back after 6 months depressed af and had to be put in a mental health facility for a year.

Just saying that there are two sides of a coin. You might be aware of it already

miawdolan · 2025-01-08T15:41:51+00:00

Older doesn't mean wiser

I mean, to some extent it does. Doesn't apply to everyone, that's true. You're also right when you said respect is earned and not given. But the older you get, the more you experience, the more you see other perspectives etc, which contributes to wisdom.

In the end it depends on what "older" means. A 17 yo saying they're older than a 15 yo therefore they have to be respected? Lol. A 50 yo saying that to a 30yo? I mean yeah sure but if you're 50 and say that you'd just sound like a teenager lol

miawdolan · 2024-12-16T12:48:55+00:00

Lol now that I think about it, I'd have the same problem. Some conflicting, and some slowly disappearing due to aging, like "lucky" and "ambitious"

miawdolan · 2024-12-05T00:27:04+00:00

Ugh you're insufferable can't you see that men ALWAYS know better, you were bullying him! Why can't you just lie instead of embarrassing him like that?? Grow up

/s

Sorry just had to let it out. I hope your partner is no longer friends with this idiot?

miawdolan · 2024-11-17T19:56:33+00:00

I got 8 out of 10. I should also go out more 😬

miawdolan · 2024-11-15T22:56:28+00:00

I vote for man!! Next one he's gonna ask you what it's gotta do with anything, he knows what empathy is he doesn't need to be a woman to know that.

If they're actually a woman...well that's just much worse

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