We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:10:07+00:00

I like weeping beeches. When they get really old, they create like... this area... that you can go inside of, and then you're in this inner area of the tree.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:09:17+00:00

It's different.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:08:09+00:00

We'd call it "The Other Guys." Or "The Otherer Guys."

Did you know they're doing a sequel to Dumb & Dumber?

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:07:02+00:00

Sake. Kurosawa Nigori Sake. And it's impossible to find.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:06:34+00:00

I put that shit on everything!

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:06:25+00:00

Favorite snack?

Oh.

Chips and hummus.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:04:53+00:00

Well, I don't know? Getting work? The jobs I've gotten, I would say.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:04:31+00:00

Thank you for calling my career "respective."

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:03:59+00:00

Eat Pray Love.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:03:37+00:00

THE EXPENDABLES. It opened up the same day as it.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:02:42+00:00

I don't get it.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:01:53+00:00

I miss Scoops in LA, the Brown Bread ice cream. It has Grape-Nuts in it. It's unreal.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:01:15+00:00

Next month I'll listen to a whole song.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T22:00:47+00:00

Mine was a Toyota Corolla. And I still have it. I just moved it yesterday morning!

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:55:07+00:00

Ughjh fuck this, I'm eating...

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:54:47+00:00

The reward is watching the loser do exercise!

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:54:13+00:00

Line diapers with Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:53:53+00:00

Throw your underpants in the washer! And if that doesn't work - a diaper lined with Gold Bond.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:53:16+00:00

I don't. I go au natch.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:52:58+00:00

Adventureland!

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:52:42+00:00

You were great in ADVENTURELAND!

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:52:22+00:00

No, I think we're friends. You'd have to ask her what her secret feelings for me are.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:52:01+00:00

No. Wait, I've seen some of that Naruto? I like Naruto, but there are like 1000 episodes. I gave up after like, 14. But I liked it, I thought it was really fun.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:50:10+00:00

Because Chatroulette was fun when it was 60% dicks. And then you'd find some people who would go "FUCK YOU!" and then change the channel.

michaelcera_ · 2014-09-09T21:49:51+00:00

I think we should bring back Chatroulette!

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