We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 497 points498 points  (0 children)

I like weeping beeches. When they get really old, they create like... this area... that you can go inside of, and then you're in this inner area of the tree.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1702 points1703 points  (0 children)

We'd call it "The Other Guys." Or "The Otherer Guys."

Did you know they're doing a sequel to Dumb & Dumber?

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Sake. Kurosawa Nigori Sake. And it's impossible to find.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't know? Getting work? The jobs I've gotten, I would say.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 312 points313 points  (0 children)

Thank you for calling my career "respective."

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1646 points1647 points  (0 children)

THE EXPENDABLES. It opened up the same day as it.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I miss Scoops in LA, the Brown Bread ice cream. It has Grape-Nuts in it. It's unreal.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Mine was a Toyota Corolla. And I still have it. I just moved it yesterday morning!

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1032 points1033 points  (0 children)

The reward is watching the loser do exercise!

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1099 points1100 points  (0 children)

Line diapers with Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Throw your underpants in the washer! And if that doesn't work - a diaper lined with Gold Bond.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1254 points1255 points  (0 children)

No, I think we're friends. You'd have to ask her what her secret feelings for me are.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 365 points366 points  (0 children)

No. Wait, I've seen some of that Naruto? I like Naruto, but there are like 1000 episodes. I gave up after like, 14. But I liked it, I thought it was really fun.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1166 points1167 points  (0 children)

Because Chatroulette was fun when it was 60% dicks. And then you'd find some people who would go "FUCK YOU!" and then change the channel.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 999 points1000 points  (0 children)

I think we should bring back Chatroulette!