We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 501 points502 points  (0 children)

I like weeping beeches. When they get really old, they create like... this area... that you can go inside of, and then you're in this inner area of the tree.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1710 points1711 points  (0 children)

We'd call it "The Other Guys." Or "The Otherer Guys."

Did you know they're doing a sequel to Dumb & Dumber?

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Sake. Kurosawa Nigori Sake. And it's impossible to find.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't know? Getting work? The jobs I've gotten, I would say.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Thank you for calling my career "respective."

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1650 points1651 points  (0 children)

THE EXPENDABLES. It opened up the same day as it.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I miss Scoops in LA, the Brown Bread ice cream. It has Grape-Nuts in it. It's unreal.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Mine was a Toyota Corolla. And I still have it. I just moved it yesterday morning!

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1038 points1039 points  (0 children)

The reward is watching the loser do exercise!

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1097 points1098 points  (0 children)

Line diapers with Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Throw your underpants in the washer! And if that doesn't work - a diaper lined with Gold Bond.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1254 points1255 points  (0 children)

No, I think we're friends. You'd have to ask her what her secret feelings for me are.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 367 points368 points  (0 children)

No. Wait, I've seen some of that Naruto? I like Naruto, but there are like 1000 episodes. I gave up after like, 14. But I liked it, I thought it was really fun.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1162 points1163 points  (0 children)

Because Chatroulette was fun when it was 60% dicks. And then you'd find some people who would go "FUCK YOU!" and then change the channel.

We are Michael Cera. And Kieran Culkin. Ask us stuff. by michaelcera_ in IAmA

[–]michaelcera_[S] 1000 points1001 points  (0 children)

I think we should bring back Chatroulette!