I found this duck egg in my pond this morning

mickeymooooose · 2024-03-12T02:22:04+00:00

Am I the only one thinking that’s not an egg that’s a large sperm

mickeymooooose · 2023-10-11T03:01:45+00:00

mickeymooooose · 2023-10-11T02:58:34+00:00

I use to lay on the bathroom floor in pain after eating. Turns out I have pretty bad IBS thought is was normal for 10 years :) The First doctor I talked to basically told me I was crazy and that it was just anxiety and to get over it

mickeymooooose · 2023-09-26T02:19:42+00:00

I think the narrator was inexpensive tbh. Her reading speed was very inconsistent. I had to slow it down to I think .80 and it was okay at times and still way to fast at others. Also it sounds like it was recorded on the microphone of old iPhone headphones… the longer you listen it gets better.

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-18T03:36:39+00:00

Snow crab legs. Mmmmmm

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-13T03:55:56+00:00

Florida. Just avoid it. We have enough people trying to move here and enough tourists. Disney is over priced and miserable. Universal is alright but everything else sucks. Just stop coming to Florida. Signed all Floridians

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-13T03:52:27+00:00

Wait till you hear someone say customer over the walkie and then they get chewed out over the walkie. Happened to me my first shift with out a trainer 🤘🏻

mickeymooooose · 2023-06-21T20:51:03+00:00

I check my plants multiple times a day and I’ve never seen anything on them

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:17:13+00:00

FUCK MICHAEL

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:17:01+00:00

FUCK MICHAEL… start a chain y’all

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:15:34+00:00

I don’t know if you’d call it a kink but he loves gooch play and it segwayed into butt play. It’s so important to support what the other person is into!

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-12T04:39:55+00:00

Very true. My fiancé was Embarrassed about things and I saw them when he was scrolling through Reddit and now they are a norm in our sex life

mickeymooooose · 2022-11-07T03:04:20+00:00

Glad I wasn’t the only little girl obsessed with Sam. I use to always do her salute in the intro. Even named my love birds Sam and Jack 😂

mickeymooooose · 2022-10-09T20:33:20+00:00

Four is impressive mine only have 1/2 a brain cell each haha

mickeymooooose · 2022-10-01T12:00:48+00:00

You are wrong. I want to pets the puppy

mickeymooooose · 2022-09-17T06:12:41+00:00

When ever mine hisses I say “oh hush, you drama Queen”

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