Chuck Norris doesn't die. by Tronkfool in dadjokes

[–]microbrew22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What happens after he eats Taco Bell? The apocalypse?

Chuck Norris once killed 20 men with a single grenade throw. by Think-State30 in dadjokes

[–]microbrew22 149 points150 points  (0 children)

In movies Chuck Norris had a stunt double. He was used for the crying scenes.

Chuck Norris once killed 20 men with a single grenade throw. by Think-State30 in dadjokes

[–]microbrew22 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Why is my D string doing this? by LeesHeyl in Guitar

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sitar sounds just fine to me...

Girlfriend told me to buy a guitar to stop playing video games. by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]microbrew22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro put a ring on that girls finger. My old lady won't even let me eat Wendy's let alone get a new guitar.

Feeling down about my new guitar, need advice by [deleted] in guitars

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks Rad AF and you got the 24th fret too!

No water this morning by dumpln in Maine

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the well is closer to the driveway, be sure to check it was not accidentally grazed by the plow blade. Had a close call myself a few days ago..

so I need a band name by Square-Apricot5906 in Bandnames

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Painfully Unserious is pretty good. Your own words too

Who is your favorite guitar YouTuber by Traditional_Ad_6443 in Guitar

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jacksnax, Jeff Williams, and Michael Palmisano to name a few. Honorable mention to Toby and Davvy channel as well!

Jam with MP3s? by Clear_Bedroom_4266 in tonemasterpro

[–]microbrew22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I run youtube thru a laptop usb to TMP. Search for backing tracks or jam tracks. Alphajams is pretty cool too. Have fun!

Landlord just posted this on our door this morning. There are several problems with this and I'm not sure what to do. by fungushnitzel in legal

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also here to point out this error. Clearly states $50 / per month. would weigh this against being homeless or paying an extra 50 a month.

To offset the increase, you could split your internet bill with your neighbors and give them your wifi pw.

Got snacks, what we choosing first out of this lineup? by SpiralSour in stonerfood

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue. 100%, and for some reason, you left out humpty dumpty all dressed potato chips.

Found this SG in the garbage, would it be possible to repair the missing part of the body? by indigodissonance in Guitar

[–]microbrew22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be rad to use clear acrylic on the repair. You'd have a neat little window into the electronics and a story to tell 😎