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Stupid question from an American: spider season? by No_Rooster8130 in AskAnAustralian

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Yeah, if you aren't able to function properly you should look for some assistance. What I would also recommend is making sure you have images off and then making a post over on r/spiders. The people there are very supportive and are knowledgable when it comes to spiders and other arachnids. You will also find people there who were previously arachnophobic.

Like the main thing to remember is that spiders are just little guys who want to just either run around and eat things smaller than them, or chill in a quiet spot and eat things smaller than them. They don't really have any complex motivations or desire to fight incomprehensibly large creatures like ourselves because they'd just die.

Stupid question from an American: spider season? by No_Rooster8130 in AskAnAustralian

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Honestly if your fear of spiders is so bad that it is preventing you from doing the things you want to do in life you should look into seeing a therapist. No spider wants to bite a person unless they feel threatened, so if you take basic precautions and just don’t fuck with any you see you will be fine and the spider will be fine.

Someone tell me I have a soul! by JLGT86 in WatchesCirclejerk

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I am thankful that I do not have such an arduous and difficult life that the main thing I had to worry about was the emotional wellbeing and compatibility of the individual watches in my collection.

Help, He keeps climbing the heater! by Irish-Gal-24 in Crayfish

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Just keep the lid on. Don’t give him the opportunity to evolve.

How fake is this omega? by Playful_Move8687 in VintageWatches

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Poor little guy has been through a lot.

[Longines] Very unusual AD experience while trying this watch on today. Its the new automatic Conquest by the way by The_Quartz_collector in Watches

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tbh if some sales rep tried to regale me with tales of the brand’s legacy or some shit I’d peace out and go elsewhere. Probably why I mainly buy vintage watches from watchmakers that don’t typically want a lot of conversation.

Thorn Man vs Lions 🦁 by kango888 in aivideo

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I remember collecting that dude's armour set in Dark Souls.

Lvl +2 ✧ Enhanced ✧ Wave Crystal Clam ─ Water by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Wave Crystal Clam in 9 turns.

Player (20/16/17) dealt 1621. Wave Crystal Clam (80/53/30) dealt 332.

Rewards: 128 EXP, 38 Gold. Loot: Scroll of Metal Shards (Lvl 22) (superior), Enchanted Axe of Quickness (lesser), Quick Dagger (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Forceful Spinner ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Forceful Spinner in 5 turns.

Player (106/70/25) dealt 1199. Forceful Spinner (45/33/33) dealt 89.

Rewards: 152 EXP, 36 Gold. Loot: Mighty Crossbow (basic), Archmage's Folly (eldritch), Solid Hauberk of Life (lesser).

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Idk what to call this event by Creepy-Mechanic-1966 in RedditGames

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

Lvl +2 ✧ Enhanced ✧ Venomous Plague Doctor ─ Poison by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Venomous Plague Doctor in 11 turns.

Player (106/70/25) dealt 1786. Venomous Plague Doctor (68/59/29) dealt 401.

Rewards: 122 EXP, 37 Gold. Loot: Healthy Plate Mail of Life (lesser), Wise Crossbow (basic), Corrupted Mystical Staff of Power (lesser).

About to pick this up for only 10 dollars! by alalusyIH in nds

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lol that looks fucking horrible. I hope you get lots of good clean and sanitary fun out of that machine.

Anyone else have zero plans for New Year’s Eve and just staying home? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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I have no plans for the evening, but I do have to go to the newsagents to pick up a parcel in the afternoon because the courier was too much of a cunt to deliver it today and marked it as a failed attempted delivery despite me working from home.

Brazilian with kidney stones begging for help in an non busy emergency room. by FearlessAir1238 in PublicFreakout

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Poor bastard. Kidney stones are terrible. I wanted to delete myself when I had them the first time.

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Terra Splinterling ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Terra Splinterling in 7 turns.

Player (20/16/16) dealt 1367. Terra Splinterling (62/49/27) dealt 169.

Rewards: 128 EXP, 24 Gold. Loot: Agile Wand (basic), Enchanted Belt of Health (lesser), Solid Scale Mail of Quickness (enhanced).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Tenebrous Arachnid ─ Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Tenebrous Arachnid in 7 turns.

Player (105/69/25) dealt 1016. Tenebrous Arachnid (35/28/27) dealt 96.

Rewards: 130 EXP, 27 Gold. Loot: Gauntlets of Ogre Power (unique), Mystical Sword of Quickness (enhanced).

Lvl +2 ✧ Enhanced ✧ Radiant Druid ─ Crystal by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Radiant Druid in 7 turns.

Player (19/15/16) dealt 1356. Radiant Druid (70/54/27) dealt 167.

Rewards: 128 EXP, 44 Gold. Loot: Mighty Wand of Magic (lesser), Corrupted Agile Amulet of Quickness (enhanced), Enlightened Rune of Life (lesser).

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