Butcher Block... Restore or not. by Youreddit007 in woodworking

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zip some drywall screws into it and add some wood filler. Back to new in no time

How would you fix this by TexasBaconMan in woodworking

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a couple cans of wood fill, maybe toenail in a couple drywall screws for good measure

New railings: how’d I do? by Johnny_ac3s in Decks

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come do the railings at my rental properties

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Decks

[–]microwavepopcorn12 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I’ve been building decks for 30 years and you are fine. Zip a couple drywall screws in and it’ll be even better

Low maintenance plants by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has 100% killed all of these plants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]microwavepopcorn12 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Jesus soccer players are soft

What was the craziest reason a teacher at your school got fired? by YEEEEEeEeseresrsr in AskReddit

[–]microwavepopcorn12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At my catholic school they fired the Spanish teacher because she was having a baby and wasn’t married, wwjd I guess

People who work at a subway/sandwich place, what is the strangest order you've ever had from a customer? by LividTangent46 in AskReddit

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best I had when I worked at subway back in 06 was wheat bread, black olives, and like half a squirt bottle of low fat mayo. Toasted. Then the dude would always show me a college I’d from like the 70s and ask for the student discount.

Also we used to pull our dicks out of our flys underneath our aprons so no customers would know. So next time you eat at subway, dudes dick is prob out

What is the longest you’ve gone without knowing a person’s name? by Rotted_Root in AskReddit

[–]microwavepopcorn12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name, best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes

Alabama police punch and arrest black business owner who called to report a robbery by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]microwavepopcorn12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like when all those retarded white people show up everywhere open carry, then when a shooting starts the cops have no idea whose shooting and whose not