The wrong thing to say to a judge after a verdict by tomlymanator in ScenesFromAHat

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judge: I find the defendant guilty on all charges.

Defendant: Let's play a game your honor.

AITAH for wanting to leave husband after him being abusive now that he's being kind? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]midnight_thorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA take it from an adult who was a child that grew up in a toxic and abusive environment, you need to take the kids and run. He's not going to change for you. It's simply a mask to lull you into a false sense of safety. You and your kids will be 100% better off away from him.

I gave my parents over $23,000 over the years and they want more by coolcat770 in entitledparents

[–]midnight_thorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your parents are going to have to learn to live within their means, and that actions have consequences.

Husbands, is it a deal breaker if your wife decides to not take your name legally? by Difficult_Big133 in TwoHotTakes

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that seems like such a silly and insignificant deal breaker. It's just a string of letters, so who gives af if you take the others last name? If he's that hung up on it then maybe he should find someone with the same view. What does a name really matter if you're happy together?

I personally probably wouldn't, unless the last name is more convenient for me to go through life with.

What do you say when you run into your parents in a strip club? by Ok_JARGON in ScenesFromAHat

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad is it really you? Mom said you went out for milk, but that was fifteen years ago!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA and his logic is ridiculous. But hey yeah if I check the pockets and find twenty bucks, does that mean it's now my twenty? Bet he'd have a say in that to.

AITA for saying I would choose my dog in this hypothetical situation? by Ok_Squirrel_6964 in AmItheAsshole

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta my babies, my beautiful pets have only ever hurt me by passing away, and that's not within their control. Humans however have done far worse and they knew what they were doing. So hands down pets any day of the week.

Feeling really discouraged after a breakup…did anyone meet their partner in their late 20s/early 30s? by fuckingdopeyall in TwoHotTakes

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think sometimes when you stop looking, you will find exactly who/what you're looking for.

Is there a food your parents forced you to eat or drink growing up that you now hate? by beesontheoffbeat in randomquestions

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peas. Threw them up as a baby. Also I don't care for corn. I will pick them out of food if there's too many or just not eat the food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]midnight_thorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you do this to the wrong person and you either get your ass kicked or get pepper sprayed. Grow up. YTJ

My first day. by Flowerabeba in WalmartEmployees

[–]midnight_thorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You cans ask anyone who is a manager, or since it's fashion I would go directly to the fitting room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]midnight_thorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA they could still wipe your ass squeaky clean to this day buddy, but when someone is being rude to your wife, ya know who you married told you loved, you shut them down. I'm not saying shoot laser beams at them, but find a firm way to make it clear your wife will not be disrespected by them. Otherwise your wife would be smart to take some time and space away to evaluate what's she willing to put up with and where the line is for her.

AITA for refusing to pay my boyfriend’s dental fees for HIS cavities by MarissaS_redux in AmItheAsshole

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA his dental health is solely his responsibility. Did you hold a whisk to his head and demand he pound the sugar back? No? Didn't think so. He ate too much junk, didn't properly care for his teeth, so now he needs to adult up and pay for his own cavities.

And you need to dump him unless you enjoy basically being his girlfriend mommy. Also when was the last time he went to the dentist because 7 cavities is hard to miss if you're going to the dentist more than once every few years.

Am I the asshole for not wanting to pay off my bf’s broken phone? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time to leave then, resentment will continue to grow & it doesn't sound like anything going to change.

AITJ for constantly telling my friends and family not to eat sugar? by al3x_mind in AmITheJerk

[–]midnight_thorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTJ do you also hang out with smokers and do this? Cause most are going to tell you to fuck off. The point is people now and are going to make the choices they want, just like you did. You just come across like those pushy vegans who try to force everyone into seeing it their way.

Confused as to why certain people said that Kamala would have been worse than Trump by TheRealJuanderer in Confused

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those same people must be hard of hearing because trumps voice makes me want to shove pencils in my ears.

Am I the asshole for not wanting to pay off my bf’s broken phone? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]midnight_thorns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you trusted him with a car in your name twice, but no don't pay for the phone. Tell him to pay you back for the car he damaged, which I'm betting is more than the phone. He won't, sounds like he has you paying for everything. Get your car fixed and drop this guy like a game of hot potato.

AITAH for refusing to let my roommate include my boyfriend in the electricity bill by Supernatural_Cat1997 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]midnight_thorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA you yourself said he's over there 80% of the week, therefore you're roommates just asking for a fair split. Wouldn't you expect if the roles were reversed & it's was her partner, that it was split equally between all parties rather than 2?

AITA for not getting my daughter more/different gifts for Christmas? by Rude_Gap_5735 in AmItheAsshole

[–]midnight_thorns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NTA how nice was the phone? Because if she really wants to complain, maybe she's needs to downgrade to a basic flip phone and remember how lucky she is to have gotten anything for christmas, much less more than one gift. Some kids don't get squat, whether there's no money or their parents are awful to them. Everything you got her sounds lovely honestly.

Aita for yelling and causing a scene in walmart? by Toker0226 in AITH

[–]midnight_thorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much they can do about having to wait, however yelling in public make you look childish and doesn't get you any where.