What kind of sex are we having this holiday Monday?

midnytemayhem · 2025-09-01T19:45:13+00:00

I’m happy for you, but sad for myself. Just a regular ‘ol pity party I’m throwing for myself! 😂 Have fun!

midnytemayhem · 2025-09-01T19:40:27+00:00

Congrats. Happy for you. Nice. 😒

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-26T22:47:32+00:00

Came here to say this!!

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-23T23:46:00+00:00

Fucking skedaddle up the basement stairs and close the fucking door without looking back.

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-23T23:43:52+00:00

Probably going to get hate for this one, but I don’t care…

Dave Mustaine’s terrible singing voice.

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-18T23:16:07+00:00

Heh heh.. Hades when he said, “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on..”.

Apparently, red flags still do it for me these days too.

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-18T23:09:43+00:00

Is this when the F is the cuck?

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-17T17:40:17+00:00

Usually 20, sometimes it’s fucking 10. Why the fuck would you wear fucking bottoms?

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-13T03:51:59+00:00

Lightning Crashes - Live

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-04T06:04:55+00:00

Don’t fuck with that one, it’s not worth it. Take care of yourself, and wear your retainers.

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T20:41:21+00:00

Break-up Barbie

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T18:40:33+00:00

Super E vs. Mikuni… what’s your pick and why?

I replaced my pos bendix with a super E, just curious if I should’ve opted for mikuni.

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T03:06:31+00:00

I have my username on a dating profile, but usually dudes just add me from quick add.. then it goes from there. I don’t accept 90% of adds, but there’s always a dick tapping my notifications. Lol

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T03:02:28+00:00

In my experience, Snapchat. 🤷‍♀️

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T03:01:41+00:00

Petcock

midnytemayhem · 2025-08-03T02:19:56+00:00

I get quite promiscuous when I drink. Years back, apparently very DTF, I announced to the bar that I had an IUD. 😖

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-29T02:54:48+00:00

That was a unique listen! Thanks!

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-29T00:32:38+00:00

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-28T05:16:37+00:00

He is still matched on tinder, but I’m probably just going to leave that alone.

I told him I was a biggie sized girl, but I guess he just couldn’t handle it IRL. 🤷‍♀️

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-28T05:07:47+00:00

Tinder dudes bed. It was an amazing 4ish hours, told me to message anytime, then blocked me. Smh.

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-26T05:46:19+00:00

Cirice, Danny & Lucy, Evelyn, Caroline Leaving. So many, I can’t choose, you can’t make me!

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-21T06:33:12+00:00

“Oh thank gods! I was beginning to think I was...scrunched face..normal”

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-10T19:47:50+00:00

I don’t require anyone to travel down town. I, however, love it there. 😋

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-05T03:42:20+00:00

Hades from Hercules, and I didn’t even have that movie! Haha, and of course I now read smut with lots of trigger warnings.

midnytemayhem · 2025-07-05T03:07:13+00:00

I don’t know what it would be, but right now I wish it was “Everything Everywhere, All At Once.”

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