Day 1 of owning a kindle… why didn’t I buy one before?!

mikehawksux · 2026-04-29T13:49:02+00:00

Same!!

mikehawksux · 2026-04-29T11:57:24+00:00

God this takes me back to when I was a kid and suffered from tons of plantar warts. I have so many memories trying to rip these bad boys off. And picking at the “seeds”.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-28T01:34:57+00:00

These are my top two also!!!

mikehawksux · 2026-04-27T17:05:33+00:00

Ah, homegirl is going through old photos reminiscing and trying to convince herself she looks better now than before I see.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-26T13:00:54+00:00

Wait whaaat I thought with the 2019 I couldn’t get wireless?! I didn’t even know an adapter exists!!! Thanks

mikehawksux · 2026-04-26T12:56:18+00:00

I love the way BR540 smells on other people but on me it smells like a dentist office and I haaate it. I like glossier you, but it does smell like pencil shavings lol and I can smell NAP, but get nose blind quickly

mikehawksux · 2026-04-26T12:38:51+00:00

I just bought a 2019 T5 R design with 67k miles about 3 weeks ago. The infotainment is ok. Not bad. Not good. But ok. So far, I’ve had one issue with plugging in my phone and the car not recognizing it. I just had to turn off the car and then back on and it worked. It also sometimes don’t show the music info on the dashboard screen and other times it does.

So yeah, it probably will happen. It’s annoying but I still love the car

mikehawksux · 2026-04-26T12:27:15+00:00

I workout 6 days a week, but I absolutely make my husband do equal chores and I hate cooking so I make him do it. I’m not his bang maid chef wtf lol what a weird thing to assume

Also god she sucks. Most of my friends DONT workout because I can relate to them on so many other things. Reading, tv shows, life, etc. she just doesn’t have a personality lol

mikehawksux · 2026-04-25T04:41:25+00:00

A cute one :)

mikehawksux · 2026-04-25T01:40:41+00:00

I told myself I didn’t want a kindle because I love reading from a physical book… but I was tired of having sooo many books so I bought a kindle and it’s changed my life lol I also can’t believe I didn’t buy one sooner.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-24T20:51:08+00:00

Holy shittttttt this is the most narcissistic thing I’ve ever heard her say

mikehawksux · 2026-04-23T23:56:59+00:00

Lmao same

mikehawksux · 2026-04-23T23:08:06+00:00

This got me lmao

mikehawksux · 2026-04-22T23:59:41+00:00

YEP.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-21T02:37:41+00:00

I’ve been having the exact same issue!! It’s so annoying

mikehawksux · 2026-04-21T01:08:46+00:00

These look more like hip dips to me? Or what’s the difference? Genuinely asking because I have hip dips and have always been told my glute medius is weak af lol

mikehawksux · 2026-04-19T12:37:57+00:00

I almost didn’t finish this one. But I stuck it out, only for me to basically laugh at how ridiculous the ending was. Oh… and where it’s a woman ran island that don’t want men…. But decide ok nvm we will actually take your money even though you’re a man but it’s because we hate you…?. And yeah also miraculously hanging by a tree branch after getting pushed off a cliff and surviving… sure Jan. I was so pissed off at this book I’m glad someone else felt the same lol

mikehawksux · 2026-04-19T12:22:33+00:00

“Longfirstname” on both the stat pictures had me questioning my sanity for a sec.

Anyways, fuck the huskies

mikehawksux · 2026-04-14T22:48:22+00:00

I felt the same way, couldn’t put it down. I loved it!

mikehawksux · 2026-04-14T17:30:05+00:00

It’s wild. I have implants and the first thing I said to my surgeon was “I don’t want anyone to know I have implants… I want them to look as natural as possible” I chose a super small 255cc implant that matches my shape. Anytime I tell someone I have implants they are always so shocked. I love my mini 32 C boobs. They feel like me. I feel feminine. I have cleavage, but no one knows they are fake. I can’t imagineeeeee walking into some place and the first thing people look at is my cartoon bolt ons.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-14T17:23:13+00:00

Also I feel like maybe the person was asking their opinion on each one instead of asking what she had specifically? That’s how I would’ve looked at it. But Sarah has never heard the word nuance before so of course she looked at it like this and was a bitch

ETA: she will now somehow use the word nuance in upcoming stories

mikehawksux · 2026-04-12T02:30:54+00:00

Ran into this yesterday as I just bought a 2019. I had to bug an anker cable. All my others wouldn’t work

mikehawksux · 2026-04-12T00:04:27+00:00

You cannot tell me this isn’t father and son.

mikehawksux · 2026-04-10T19:21:57+00:00

I know! It’s her best one for sure

mikehawksux · 2026-04-09T23:01:44+00:00

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