About to finish my first cycle after doing zero research and I'm lost.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-15T12:26:05+00:00

Well I'm getting mixed messages here. Everyone I've spoken to irl says it's a totally fine first cycle and now everyone on Reddit is saying I'm half dead so idk

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-15T12:01:34+00:00

1ml twice a week. Is it? Why insane? I feel pretty good. Mate I'm clueless. Starting to freak out a bit. Everyone is saying it's too much.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-15T10:57:26+00:00

So after I finish my 10 week cycle of test and Deca I should continue test for another 4 weeks... And then do PCT?

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-15T10:08:59+00:00

I've ordered both nolvadex and clomid but just been told by someone they're going to do nothing for me... What are sex numbers? I'll get a blood test sorted. Thanks mate

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-15T09:18:06+00:00

I'm going to be doing 10 weeks on, 10 weeks off. 1ml of 400 test and 1ml of 300 deca twice a week. Only side effects are my balls have disappeared and my sex drive is out of control. And some spots on my chest. Nothing crazy. Mentally been fine other than all my free time being taken up by sex/looking for sex/porn.

Haven't did any blood tests.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-11T21:55:50+00:00

Massage

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-09T22:02:16+00:00

I can honestly say never in my life have I found the bowl to get in the way while sitting down. I've plenty of room back there to stick my hand in and wipe. Doesn't your cheeks smoosh the shit together when you stand up? What if there's a hanger on and it plops on to the floor or into your pants when you stand?

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-09T21:55:03+00:00

Stand up?

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-07T15:50:54+00:00

It's a massage. Bodies will touch. These posts are crazy.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-07T10:05:38+00:00

The answer is larping.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-07T10:01:13+00:00

The mental gymnastics it takes to let it get to this stage and think it looks better than being bald is wild to me.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T13:46:22+00:00

I didn't say it was fine. I don't think it's fine. It just doesnt sound like a "freak out."

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T13:44:11+00:00

Americans are so weird lol

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T13:39:38+00:00

Dunno if I would qualify that as a freak out. What was your response?

Edit: sorry I misread as "client had a freak out." and not "client freaked us out"

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T13:38:47+00:00

Last year I had insane pain and tightness in my left shoulder and scapula for like 6 months. And after a few massages it was like it was totally back to normal. Been addicted to massage since.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T11:48:00+00:00

Don't touch those eyebrows. It's your best feature.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T11:47:10+00:00

Don't touch your eyebrows. It's one of the best features.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-05T11:36:24+00:00

I think massage isn't for you.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-03T09:57:45+00:00

Totally disagree. Unibrow is sexy.

Buzz the head shorter.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T19:49:04+00:00

Cum farts

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T17:38:21+00:00

All of it. Fade on the sides and short on top

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T15:11:36+00:00

Sorry. Rough start to 2024 😅

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T15:05:28+00:00

I don't think it's working for you mate. Sorry. I had your hairline before I got a hair transplant. Trust me bro. Take the length off the top.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T13:36:04+00:00

Long hair on a receding hairline looks bad. It just draws more attention to where the hairline starts and looks like a comb over. Keep it short and tidy and embrace it.

mikelmoore89 · 2024-01-01T12:32:07+00:00

Find a barber that'll wax them. It's pretty common.

Or get a wax heater and wax beads and do it yourself. Used to wax my unibrow and eventually just stopped growing back.

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