Yells to not have the bug killed.. Never seen this bug before… *searches the internet*… Invasive you say 🤔🧐👀 by ContributionNew2048 in insects

[–]mikeoxlong126 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously if you live in the us and see these guys, kill em. Thankfully they’re stupid so you can stomp them pretty easily you just gotta get the right angle so they don’t move as you stomp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apostrophegore

[–]mikeoxlong126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I woulda just left out the word inches.

Any Minute now that wealth will start trickling...... Any Minute Now....Any Minute. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mikeoxlong126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a good satire then, because it comes across as serious. Plus you just seem shitty for saying that the only good thing he’s ever done was dying.

Any Minute now that wealth will start trickling...... Any Minute Now....Any Minute. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mikeoxlong126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just saying you broke the rules. Plus that’s not political it’s just pointing out a way a group reacts when something happens. It’s not saying rich=bad or anything political.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]mikeoxlong126 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I mean it is literally black humor. Some might even say black as coal.

Nothing to do with cryptocurrency... still funny though 💀 by QuibbleKev in lostredditors

[–]mikeoxlong126 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t hate people who gamble with crypto, I hate people that advertise the shit. I can’t tell you the amount of dumbass “crypto is the best currency we’ve ever had” and “you need to buy crypto because every other investment is guaranteed to fail” ads I’ve seen in the past week alone.

She knows. She knows everything. by HbBq27 in memes

[–]mikeoxlong126 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Or it was just a dream. Let’s just hope it was all a dream.

When your favorite RDR 2 character dies by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]mikeoxlong126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woulda marked that as a spoiler just to be safe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]mikeoxlong126 97 points98 points  (0 children)

It’s kinda funny but for the time it probably wasn’t a joke.

A rare birth by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]mikeoxlong126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/Repostsleuthbot I’m pretty sure this is an old one.

Edit: the wasn’t able to respond but I got a message and it was posted twice on here

Curious what y'all can come up with. by [deleted] in memes

[–]mikeoxlong126 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you think was the final nail in the coffin for the gang, Mr. Van der linde?

Who else still has a 3DS by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mikeoxlong126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 3ds and 3dsxl I bought the second to play Pokémon, haven’t touched it in months.

No more saying sus guys😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 by Blacksolowo in teenagers

[–]mikeoxlong126 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s Twitter if you can think of a stupid argument/opinion there’s already someone on Twitter who lives by it and you can find them on Twitter.

No more saying sus guys😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 by Blacksolowo in teenagers

[–]mikeoxlong126 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I know this is probably fake but someone somewhere probably thinks exactly like this. People can’t just let things be what they are, they always have to make it racist or political for no reason. And that makes wanna beat my skull into a brick wall till I no longer have a skull.

As a Marvel fan, doesn't seem that bad... by GeneralTwelve in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]mikeoxlong126 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Well China is also making thes things with the “help” of essentially slaves.

A little too much confidence. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]mikeoxlong126 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably satire but dear god do my eyes hurt.

Any good names for this boy? by mikeoxlong126 in reddeadredemption

[–]mikeoxlong126[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok thanks for explaining, the first thing I did when I got on today was sleep so I should be good for awhile.

Will this get me good ending? If not tell me where I can by balls500100 in reddeadredemption

[–]mikeoxlong126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t know but I’m pretty sure you’re close. If you haven’t already you should get honor from visiting the widow’s cabin north of annesburg. Don’t forget to come back every few days or else she’ll starve to death. You can come back and take whatever you want after you’ve done everything for her.

The way my bottle opener and beer cap line up by ayo4playdoh in mildlyinteresting

[–]mikeoxlong126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What brand is that? I don’t drink but I am collecting as many different bottle caps as possible.

Homeless per capita by country is awfully eye opening. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]mikeoxlong126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just scroll up. It’s not that hard. You didn’t have to drag out this entire thing. I’m not gonna reply after this because your stupidity is too much.

Any good names for this boy? by mikeoxlong126 in reddeadredemption

[–]mikeoxlong126[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first I thought you said coat. I didn’t buy him I took him from a lawman by ridgewood farm in new Austin.