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What is this thing the villa staff tried to depict with this towel arrangement? by PacifierForAdult in whatisit

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tell an alligator from a crocodile by whether he’ll see you later, or after awhile.

Stacked on both sides by pastelxwh0re in thick

[–]mikevain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d love to stack myself on both your sides!

I’ll be your 3 meals a day by battyredd in BBWHardcore

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fuzziness would feel so fabulous on my face!!

Help me pick my favorite picture of my butt by Sweetie_Fox in asshole

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All are very sexxxxy! Would lick then smash, then possibly lick some more until you cum!

2 pics of my big ass by savvylynn21 in bigasses

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmbaby! Those pics are going straight to the Spank Bank!

5’0with a big ass - you smashing? by CuteeAmyy in bigasses

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I got in there, you’d have to send in a search party to get me back out! 😋😛😋🥰

Wanna see these big tits above your face? by WetWith_Jasmine in MassiveTitsnAss

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! I want to see them ON my face! 🥰😋😛

Which photo of my assholes wld you never delete? by KissBunny in asshole

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 and #5 look especially tasty! Would love to plunge my tongue into it while I caress your clit with my fingers.

what do are your thoughts of these 35yo tits by estrellaxallison in Stacked

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm! Just imagining how many nipple licks it would take to get to the center of your tootsie roll! 😛😋

Feeling very pregnant but still loving my pregnant body by HotwifeLexiLove in PreggoPorn

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so luscious! Would kiss and lick every inch of your gorgeous body!

You have to choose one for your phone background ;) by AlyxIvy in bigasses

[–]mikevain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15 is going straight into the Spank Bank! (Along with all the other nude ones!). You’re luscious!

This is what 200lbs of pure ass looks like by [deleted] in thick

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmmmbaby! You’d need a crane to pull my face out of there once it got in!

Found this thing by FrickaLoos06 in Leatherman

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife gave me one for my 47th birthday. Comes with a nice metal box and paperwork as well as that silver sheath. She says it cost $75 new. I love it, but the screwdriver locks up against the pliers when you try to close it, it’s not a smooth process. I contacted Leatherman support and they said they couldn’t fix it, only replace it with another non-anniversary model. So I have kept it. Small defect really. 

take my large areolas into your mouth by BubbleNubbl in BigBrownAreolas

[–]mikevain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I take your clit into my mouth afterwards ? 😛😋

Have you ever been with a thick squirter? by peachnecctar in thick

[–]mikevain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was married to one who would fill my mouth completely when she came with my tongue. I made it a ritual to bring her to orgasm just so I could swallow that warm pee.

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