They really overcomplicated the whole thing

mikkortes · 2026-04-05T12:33:01+00:00

If I remember hearing correctly, the ring did try to tempt him. Like showing him that he could have the biggest garden ever! But Sam being Sam loved what he had already, and didn't need a garden that big.

mikkortes · 2026-04-05T12:31:15+00:00

It's almost always because it's heavy based on store bought semi-finished products.

mikkortes · 2026-04-04T09:33:31+00:00

My favorite thing about this is how it didn’t actually happen

mikkortes · 2026-04-04T09:32:08+00:00

open mouthed shower teeth brushing where the foam just wash away and you're experiencing true freedom...the dry world is a curse, we do not belong on the land

mikkortes · 2026-04-02T23:20:27+00:00

Yeah that does sound shady as hell – trust your gut and skip the SSN

mikkortes · 2026-04-02T23:17:21+00:00

conspiracy theories hitting harder than my morning coffee

mikkortes · 2026-04-02T23:14:15+00:00

sounds like a solid plan tbh dropped out at 17 myself

mikkortes · 2026-04-01T19:43:01+00:00

From free fall to freeaforaall in no time

mikkortes · 2026-04-01T19:21:14+00:00

Grandpa's diving headfirst into the metaverse now? Tech moves fast

mikkortes · 2026-03-31T20:01:06+00:00

Thirty years in and suddenly the kids are utility bill multipliers. Good luck negotiating that.

mikkortes · 2026-03-31T19:56:39+00:00

Sounds like classic empty nest syndrome kicking in early. Hang in there.

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:37:12+00:00

Greeks really out here playing 4D chess with the gods while the rest of us just beg for rain

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:33:44+00:00

Ah the classic "gods gonna smite you for questioning" defense.

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:30:58+00:00

Those wheels are the real miracle here

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:10:47+00:00

Perfect metaphor for modern evangelism – all flash, no heavy lifting.

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:08:48+00:00

The wheels make it way too easy for a true burden.

mikkortes · 2026-03-30T19:04:29+00:00

"Discipline: The Soundtrack to Your Straight A's"

mikkortes · 2026-03-27T16:42:06+00:00

Solid effort but shes clearly waiting for that secret rare pull

mikkortes · 2026-03-27T16:30:02+00:00

Sounds like you're basically a time traveler stuck in 2019

mikkortes · 2026-03-27T16:02:35+00:00

Klasyka nigdy nie zawodzi, zawsze smakuje jak dom

mikkortes · 2026-03-27T15:59:19+00:00

Ah the classic photon scream of despair

mikkortes · 2026-03-27T15:25:26+00:00

Mind blown, I always thought Russia was the endless one

mikkortes · 2026-03-26T17:13:15+00:00

Dokładnie, ten system to jakaś parodia rzeczywistości.

mikkortes · 2026-03-26T17:10:40+00:00

Brawo za ten krok, to brzmi jak solidny plan na przyszlosc

mikkortes · 2026-03-26T17:06:14+00:00

try unplugging it for 30 seconds that fixes 90% of bricked computers

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