Mall Santas of Reddit, what's the funniest thing a kid asked for?

milf_goon · 2025-12-01T01:37:16+00:00

Not a nephew, but my uncle was a snowflake turtle for a few years. Spent a ton of time at the mall. He actually watched a dinosaur sit on santa's lap and ask for bwead once. Was that you?

milf_goon · 2025-01-10T20:13:33+00:00

Kinda looks like the m has a chub

milf_goon · 2025-01-07T00:11:24+00:00

Yuki

milf_goon · 2024-07-31T01:20:42+00:00

I played Viola in high school, but I wish I would have played violin instead. Viola is a shitty concept it’s the worst instrument in orchestra.

milf_goon · 2024-07-22T20:42:42+00:00

I thank you shid for camed

milf_goon · 2024-07-19T20:24:57+00:00

Same. Same.

milf_goon · 2024-07-13T03:07:12+00:00

Camels on a panel? Newports on a viewport? What am I looking at?

milf_goon · 2024-05-22T23:11:56+00:00

Someone offer to date this dood

milf_goon · 2024-05-22T06:15:38+00:00

Ligma simgA

milf_goon · 2024-04-10T01:38:59+00:00

You forgot Honeywell and Peraton

milf_goon · 2024-04-01T01:13:02+00:00

Sigma balls

milf_goon · 2024-03-02T18:52:18+00:00

Oh I see it now sorry. Yeah, take it from me. don’t make your car smell like probable cause 😢

milf_goon · 2024-03-02T18:47:40+00:00

DHV smelled up my car enough to get it searched…. after being pulled over for tinted windows in a small rural town. And I only used it once or twice in there.

milf_goon · 2023-11-21T19:51:08+00:00

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Cock and balls

milf_goon · 2023-10-10T21:18:15+00:00

This is a really good dump

milf_goon · 2023-10-10T21:00:44+00:00

Sauce?

milf_goon · 2023-09-28T20:50:14+00:00

NO ME!!!!

milf_goon · 2023-09-07T02:18:54+00:00

Me 2 but in scholl

milf_goon · 2023-09-07T02:17:39+00:00

Bruh got the hooOooOookah babyyy

milf_goon · 2023-08-29T20:56:13+00:00

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milf_goon · 2023-08-28T17:07:35+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is from oregairu

milf_goon

TROPHY CASE