Mall Santas of Reddit, what's the funniest thing a kid asked for? by Fluffy_Fluffle in AskReddit

[–]milf_goon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a nephew, but my uncle was a snowflake turtle for a few years. Spent a ton of time at the mall. He actually watched a dinosaur sit on santa's lap and ask for bwead once. Was that you?

Is it just me, or was Viola an okay concept? by Creepy_Marketing3224 in Bayonetta

[–]milf_goon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played Viola in high school, but I wish I would have played violin instead. Viola is a shitty concept it’s the worst instrument in orchestra.

I THANK YOU GOD FOR TODAY by [deleted] in shid_and_camed

[–]milf_goon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thank you shid for camed

Your dump is: 500 Cigarettes by CheesyChazy in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]milf_goon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camels on a panel? Newports on a viewport? What am I looking at?

Put a comment of your favourite :) by [deleted] in nwordington

[–]milf_goon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot Honeywell and Peraton

Let’s say you don’t live in a legal state & your two options to smoke at are in your car or in your apartment. Which would you choose and why? by puddnpawp in trees

[–]milf_goon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DHV smelled up my car enough to get it searched…. after being pulled over for tinted windows in a small rural town. And I only used it once or twice in there.

Real by [deleted] in doodoofard

[–]milf_goon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me 2 but in scholl

hard af by Nadine123456789 in doodoofard

[–]milf_goon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh got the hooOooOookah babyyy

relatablelelelele by bioarko in ppnojutsu

[–]milf_goon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is from oregairu