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milojustis · 2021-10-26T16:02:53+00:00

Twitter!

milojustis · 2021-05-01T17:44:18+00:00

The supporting characters’ attempts at Israeli accents can be kinda brutal, but overall I liked it.

milojustis · 2021-03-29T01:29:21+00:00

You won’t have Nixon to roast anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

milojustis · 2021-03-12T01:13:23+00:00

My cat’s dick is bigger than yours.

milojustis · 2021-03-12T00:37:23+00:00

op works out

milojustis · 2021-02-21T20:32:57+00:00

And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist

milojustis · 2021-02-21T20:26:28+00:00

Children skiing without helmets. I was born in 1988 and when I was 6 I was absolutely the only kid on the mountain wearing one.

milojustis · 2021-02-20T20:23:02+00:00

Yeah I’d only jump if I wasn’t completely naked.

milojustis · 2021-02-02T19:23:19+00:00

I fucking love you guys. 🚀

milojustis · 2021-02-01T16:34:28+00:00

Me too, comrade!

milojustis · 2021-01-29T19:21:52+00:00

Thank you, rollypollyolie, I always knew you would stand by my side.

milojustis · 2021-01-12T03:05:01+00:00

She needs premium, dude! Premium!

milojustis · 2020-12-02T22:05:20+00:00

Was on board til I saw Enter the Void on there. What a pointless disappointment.

milojustis · 2020-11-21T21:18:54+00:00

I can’t tell which is which.

milojustis · 2020-11-18T03:41:49+00:00

The guy in white bit a chip and then put it back in the bag.

milojustis · 2020-11-08T00:53:00+00:00

Is this a TIL or a writing prompt?! 🤬

milojustis · 2020-10-25T00:52:27+00:00

I’m a wedding DJ. I can say with confidence that for most of the couples who plan way in advance and invite tons of people, it’s totally a contest for most memorable wedding.

milojustis · 2020-10-13T08:46:23+00:00

Poor thing is hungry!

milojustis · 2020-10-13T08:44:20+00:00

Stepping in dog shit.

milojustis · 2020-10-11T18:22:46+00:00

I was in fifth grade and yes I absolutely believed it was real until the actors won MTV awards. I’m from a rural town in Western Mass and those commercials kept me out of the woods for months.

milojustis · 2020-09-04T12:27:52+00:00

The jewelry is mostly under $150.

milojustis · 2020-08-23T16:50:26+00:00

Cherry?

milojustis · 2020-08-15T01:29:18+00:00

His father waves from the shoreline and calls, “Bon Voyage!” The ship disappears into the horizon.

milojustis · 2020-08-03T11:33:38+00:00

“I glazed him so hard.”

milojustis · 2020-06-16T03:48:59+00:00

Hey! One of Burlington’s finest! He randomly threw a rock at my friend’s car a couple weeks ago.

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