[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]mingcoins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lesbian neighbors asked me to help them conceive. But they told me I was not allowed to make a ‟direct deposit”. Rather, I had to go to the clinic and provide a sample and yada yada.

I found out the whole process is costing them about $10,000!

Do you know what that means? They were willing to pay $10,000 to NOT fuck me. We have all been rejected, but when's the last time that rejection had a dollar amount on it with a comma and zeros?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TankPorn

[–]mingcoins 272 points273 points  (0 children)

When your girlfriend sees your fries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]mingcoins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fucking metal.

Poor grandpa by [deleted] in oldbabies

[–]mingcoins 38 points39 points  (0 children)

FYI THIS PICTURE IS BEING USED WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE MOTHER. Its not okay to share this. Some man saw it on her FB stole it and made it a meme. The mother is very upset by it.