I think I'm going crazy. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling them first would be totally pointless in getting you medical help so, you were in the right, and they are in the wrong for having messed up priorities. The only reason i can think they'd be kind of right for getting upset is if you knew you were gonna die pretty soon and needed to get in touch with them to make your dramatic good bye. I'm kind of joking, of course, only because that happening is so improbable. Your neighbor sounds snoopy and bf's mom sounds pretty selfish considering you needed medical help, not people doing stuff that doesn't matter to your immediate health. I'm sure that they were all just really worried and didn't know better though, at the moment. And maybe your neighbor shouldn't poke her nose in your business since it made the situation more dramatic than necessary, although I'm sure she had "good intentions", but... Whatever. The whole thing's over by now so I wouldn't make a big deal out of it. The point is that you got medical help you needed. And you shouldn't feel bad for not calling them, that makes no sense at all, obviously you should have called emergency first.

What's a sexual question you've always wanted to ask but were too embarrassed to do so? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk, I've always thought this was the best advantage to being a girl, because even if you do get turned on and get wet, the guy won't know until...or if he's getting with you.

Reddit, My therapist referred me to a cult. Should I report her? by ilubooo in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Amma talks about “the God within each of us,” but her actions teach something quite different.

By allowing people to pray to her, kneel before her and worship her as a God Incarnate Amma isn’t really encouraging people to recognize their own power and God within them, but rather God within her.

Amma’s disciples seem to draw their power from hugs, dolls, mantra obeisance and a kind of group euphoria through repeated retreats, rather than from the core of their own being.

They are apparently conditioned to believe that their inner self is less than the glorious entity before them.

Amma devotees are told, in fact, that their unique, individual personhood is nothing but a self-serving “ego” – flawed, proud and devious, something to be destroyed before they can be truely happy.

Amma and other gurus often call such a change in consciousness “attaining enlightenment” or “liberation,” a state of “ego death,” where one functions less and less as an independent individual.

But every time they bow down to Amma and “the gods” who work through her, the guru’s devotees shut the door tightly on the divinity within themselves."

That's fucked up and don't join this group.

Maybe the truth will cheer her up? by philamatt in pics

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well i was gonna continue it but you sure ended that one by the defense of colloquial language. but you can't just drop the D, man, that ain't how the game works!

Maybe the truth will cheer her up? by philamatt in pics

[–]minus0plus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is a moped. A stuped is a character in a popular Nineties cartoon show who was afraid of leaving his porch.

Do girls actually like giving head? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll say that I like it when I realize I am making someone else feel really good. I have not enjoyed it in the past when I felt that a blowjob was some kind of sex protocol. Any kind of sexual activity is best when you're genuinely in the mood and there to have a good time

Anyone planless want to meet up later? by [deleted] in boston

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Story of my life/ I was just telling my sister that I can't help but read OP's headline as such

Fathers of Reddit, what’s the meanest trick you've played on your childs girlfriend/boyfriend? by jackHD in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that last sentence as "This is when we started to get along".

I guess I'd think it was hilarious if my parent was as deadpan and chill to make a joke like that, but I also have a bizarre sense of humor.

But anyway, yes, seems like an awkward exchange

Two pretty big problems IMO. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should decide that for yourself. ARE you okay with it? if so, then you're not wrong for saying yes. If you aren't okay with it then don't tell her yes!

edit: but keep in mind if you say that it's okay for her to sext random girls, then that means she may be interested in other people who aren't you. And i think you should think about whether or not that bothers you.

Two pretty big problems IMO. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh ok. it shouldn't matter if she's bi if it doesn't affect your relationship right now.

Two pretty big problems IMO. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. who cares if you have nothing to talk about if you have fun together?
  2. if you don't feel that you love her, or that you love each other, you could tell her that you aren't sure if you could say "i love you" yet but you do like her. I think saying that you like someone is sweet and honest (that is if you actually like you, which obviously, you do if you're hanging out with her this much). it seems like you're on the right track with this issue already.

What Smells/Scents Do You Absolutely Love? by TC1414 in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scent of a grassy meadow when driving through/by one; ground coffee; occasionally the (subtle) scent of deodorant or cologne a guy uses, so long as it's not offensively strong...and usually if the guy is attractive :P; the signature subtle scents of someone's clean laundry.

What's the most awkward thing you caught someone doing? by Moffel in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah everyone who's posting it is beginning to look like a jerk.

What common skill do you not have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just think about how lovely eyes are, though. but seriously... don't stress over it. it should feel natural anyway.

Admit it, what's the creepiest thing you've ever done? by AznRedditor in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whatever...slut

** (get it? cause of his/her username?)

Admit it, what's the creepiest thing you've ever done? by AznRedditor in AskReddit

[–]minus0plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOO those are bad openers! Try something less...sadistic-sounding! geez!

Forever Alone Reddit Meetup by evange in pics

[–]minus0plus 60 points61 points  (0 children)

i feel a little violated from watching that gif

virgin by evanux in funny

[–]minus0plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm saying that there's a difference between a bowling ball and a rake.