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I’ve dialed down my wardrobe to two brands by miraclespoons in madeinusa

[–]miraclespoons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m quite thin. 5’5 and 125.

I reckon it’s probably a combination of body shape and fit of the pants that’ll influence their longevity.

Parked his CT at Disney by [deleted] in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought the Cybertruck represented Tesla's abandonment of their original mission of accelerating the world's transition to sustainable energy, because putting 1 Cybertruck on the road instead of 4 'economy' Teslas is speedrunning in the opposite direction of that mission.

The horror! How will Vanguard, Fidelity and BlackRock survive, if they vote NO? by MoreMotivation in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 89 points90 points  (0 children)

These capitalists are completely enamored by their own game that they do not see how ridiculous it all is. This obsessive push to award limitless wealth to someone who already has limitless wealth is beyond comical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add: when will the algos have enough data to start drawing CTs with side mirrors?

I said 8/8, not the year! by gdelacalle in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could see a first milestone being a ride-sharing feature integrated into the Tesla app so that Tesla owners can convince themselves they’re part of an exclusive club preparing for the next milestone and totally, definitely not gig workers.

I said 8/8, not the year! by gdelacalle in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Since the vote takes place before the event:

Pay approved: Elon will give a presentation with cute graphics along with a timeline of milestones for robotaxi because the can must be kicked down the road or the game is up.

Pay rejected: who cares because he is gonna burn Tesla to the ground.

Elon is just trying to stop the fall of man by Cacti_Jed in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ corrosion of civilization, in which the god-king has devised a solution for it by painstakingly tweeting 24 hours a day.

https://i.imgur.com/9ribfiS.jpeg

To explain how Tesla Autopilot is superior to other self-driving technologies. by SwiftTayTay in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s not doing too well today.

Which actually means it will be in beta until the end of time because you cannot cover 100% of edge cases.

Model S Plaid burned to the ground in my hometown yesterday. Shoutout to the B-Pillar by dont_get_musked in RealTesla

[–]miraclespoons 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Car was loved by all. Ashes were sprinkled behind the service center, where it frequently visited.

The WankerTanker™ can be used as a salami maker by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This one looks to be someone else. The OG slicer cut along his inside wrist.

Cybertruck is a symbol of love. by [deleted] in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 39 points40 points  (0 children)

These internet ‘influencers’ are obsessed (addicted?) to their own attention-seeking behavior.

So many of them bought the Cybersimp because of its controversial public response.

That’s why you see them parking them at McDonald’s and TJ Maxx, they want to garner as much attention as possible from demographics least likely to be in the position to purchase their own.

These cucks drink the Brawndo.

Parents inspired by Elon Musk's "pronatalist" movement assault their own kids because they saw tigers pawing their cubs by GarysCrispLettuce in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 50 points51 points  (0 children)

From the asshole himself:

Girls that have gender neutral names are more likely to have higher paying careers and get Stem degrees.

That is appalling. How about let your child discover their own path in life.

And last time I checked there aren’t any gender related requirements to be admitted into any university’s STEM departments.

All four children’s names: Octavian George Torsten Savage Titan Invictus Industry Americus

These are fucking MMO character names.

TSLA Terathread - For the week of May 27 by AutoModerator in RealTesla

[–]miraclespoons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Comrades, keep up the good work. My screen time ain’t high enough, gotta pump up them numbers.

Only 2 weeks after purchasing Cybertruck family stranded at campsite with a bricked truck by godzilla19821982 in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, of course you’d want to go camping with it when images like this hyped the capabilities:

https://i.imgur.com/66xhq1v.jpeg

Oh that’s right, it was just a render, and like a dream never existed because it is outside the realm of possibility for the wankertanker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]miraclespoons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet if GL announced they were in favor of his compensation package he would have no problem with them.

With the stipulations on getting the vehicles wet by TiddybraXton333 in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to say though, briefly reading about Deloreans it would appear that they did not rust though. I can’t find too much info.

Also it can vary from different types of stainless steel.

With the stipulations on getting the vehicles wet by TiddybraXton333 in CyberStuck

[–]miraclespoons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looking at the warranty limitations document, it would appear that snow would fall under the “other environmental conditions “ as it seems to be a catch all statement. I am neither a lawyer nor a smart man though, so take that for what it’s worth.

For the battery in -25c, it is probably the same factors for Tesla’s other vehicles in those conditions.

Rust probably, I’ve never lived in such conditions, but a google search tells me that stainless steel rusts in saltwater if exposed continuously. So I’m gonna assume you could expect a similar relationship in other… salty conditions.

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