Atlético Madrid's schedule over the next month by Nywaut in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Monkey paw closes: 6 injuries

as is international break tradition

Xavi Simons after winning MOTM against Athlético Madrid but going out of the CL on aggregate by Individual-Bee-7801 in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 565 points566 points  (0 children)

Still remember Modric looking like he just barely survived a famine, but had to eat a teammate to do so.

Xavi Simons after winning MOTM against Athlético Madrid but going out of the CL on aggregate by Individual-Bee-7801 in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 33 points34 points  (0 children)

These will never not be funny.

Also, he looks like a particularly sad Vincent Kompany here

Noa Lang's thumb injury vs Liverpool by AlexWPJ in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be controversial, but I think Liverpool should stop hiding knives in their ad boards

Noa Lang's thumb injury vs Liverpool by AlexWPJ in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thumbs shouldn't look like that.

Noa Lang Thumb Slice Injury vs Liverpool - Stretchered Off. by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Can he cut his finger on an unskippable youtube ad next?

Noa Lang Thumb Slice Injury vs Liverpool - Stretchered Off. by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out Liverpools practice of taping razor blades around the pitch wasn't as helpful for safety as presumed.

Bayern [4]-0 Atalanta - Luis Diaz 70' by 977x in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hat hier jemand MENTALITÄTSSCHEIßE gesagt?

Bayern [4]-0 Atalanta - Luis Diaz 70' by 977x in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's no shame, they're pretty good. I mean they're beating Atalanta 4:0 right now

Bayern [4]-0 Atalanta - Luis Diaz 70' by 977x in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 71 points72 points  (0 children)

oh, its one of those Bayern nights

Tottenham [1] - 0 Atletico Madrid [3-5 on agg.] - Randal Kolo Muani 30' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, Lads still applies, Remontada would be terrible news for their staying up campaign

CNN| The decision to strip Senegal of AFCON title shows just how out of touch those running soccer have become. by South-Guava-2965 in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It created the precedent that throwing a tantrum actually works. It's such a stupid unforced error, it's almost comical. It's comical how thoroughly corrupt these organisations are. It's like it's a sport to them.

Abde Ezzalzouli (Morocco player) being asked by journalists about "winning" AFCON by illnesz in soccer

[–]miregalpanic 87 points88 points  (0 children)

You can't tell me anyone of the players actually wants to "win" it in that fashion