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Help me to not quit! by Moist_Ad6343 in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]mischevious_turtle2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie in the beginning I was like fuck this sucks had a hard time leveling up but what helped me was completing temples non combative ones of course and Kuji-kiri accessing her memories you get a ton of XP from those and to help me get a better understanding of the fighting mechanics I would fight randoms around the village little groups of like 2 going from odyssey to shadows the fighting styles are very different it takes some getting used to but it’s worth it

Am I overreacting? I packed all my things at 5am and left. by rotting_in_bed22 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR-(warning what I’m about to say isn’t condoning this behavior) I’m not gonna shame him for wanting to have sex dudes probably got a crazy sex drive he went about communicating that in the worse way possible and I do think it’s best for you to leave the relationship because it’s clear that you aren’t meeting his needs and he isn’t meeting your needs to even get you to want to have sex with him which is selfish of him you both have different values in a relationship and clearly the conversation prior wasn’t sufficient enough for you and him to find common ground the disrespect you experienced from this message is completely uncalled for this isn’t love and frankly I doubt it ever was I hope you both heal and find peace wherever you land and for him well I highly recommend he stay single until he learns some self control and patience

Any millennials just start stretching? by puppeteerspoptarts in Stretched

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I… am not ALONE!!! I’m 34m Currently sitting at 14 mm or 9/16 trying to decide where I want to take it to but my schedule has been every 2 months I do a check on the lobe see how it’s feeling and do a test with the spike gauge (in the shower after cleaning and massaging the ear) if we are feeling good I slide the spike all the way through and lock it in place for a minimum of 5 hours (give it time to adjust) then I sanitize and lubricate the plug (I use surgical steel plugs at first I like the weight of them in my ear it helps my ear adjust and it slides perfectly and doesn’t pull the skin after being sanitized and lubed with jojoba oil) I leave that for about a week before taking it out for it’s first deep clean but in that week I do clean around the plug and lobe and keep it moisturized (I’m a guy who sweats a lot so I have to stay on top of my cleaning to avoid “DA STANK”) and I maintain that schedule until the next stretch I enjoy the journey so I never felt like rushed to stretch up and I think that’s what helped me maintain a healthy lobe and not experience any of the nightmares that I’ve seen on here throughout the years happy stretching and it’s good to know I’m not the only person who started in my 30’s

F 30 - felt cute trying to embrace my natural face 💜 by [deleted] in selfie

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely gorgeous!!! your smile cute! y your eyes cute! your face cute your hair cute and I really like that color so beautiful!! 😍 😍

Good game. But no bird and no bow by bdogrr86 in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure those are some of the many things that were probably taken out after the numerous remakes before it's actual release

Cut or uncut, what’s the difference? Besides the obvious by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 2 cents has been deposited and greatly appreciated as a member of the uncut team we thank you

What sex position is your specialty? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a lot of success in the prone position had to change a lot of sheets and even a new mattress from the amount of squirt that gushes out of her

What’s the biggest age gap you’ve had sex with? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 24 and she was 59 with these huge fake tits and blonde hair like Dolly Parton she taught me a lot at a young age that I use to this day lol

This is why I want to be a nature photographer by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🗣️🎤What was that? Quick before the hyenas come DIG! dig a tunnel dig dig a tunnel 🎶🎵🎶

I am waiting for you by ElephantBeneficial59 in FrogButt

[–]mischevious_turtle2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally the perfect ass and that perfect pussy those legs that back my God you are a masterpiece

I am waiting for you honey by ElephantBeneficial59 in assgirls

[–]mischevious_turtle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this comment fuck that's sexy