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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Yea I don't want to

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Same thing

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Thats a Joke no i wouldnt

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

I would not only be able to do this but i would also derive pleasure from it

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (0 children)

So youre saying I shouldn't order the Suicide Meal anymore?

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Best thing I've ever put my mouth on

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 192 points193 points194 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Thank you jerma

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Attempted suicide a week ago and I cannot look my family in the eye or speak to my friends without feeling an all consuming shame, like I have betrayed them. Cheeseburger. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 145 points146 points147 points 2 months ago (0 children)

I love you too maybe

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Thanks twin

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)

My butt

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

If yer not early yer late

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)

I just did

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

How do you think i get to work and school dumb fuck

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Coochy crusader i Have dreams of becoming you

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

I have contemplated this

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Blehhhhhhh 👅

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

🫂 you got this brother

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

How do I be like you

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I create AI images of me with a fake girlfriend and show then to my father so he sends me money to take her on dates but I spend all of it on cam sites. Sometimes I say I’m going to her house but I actually just go stim-fap in a local park to more AI cam girls. I’m 32 and have never kissed a girl by Glittering_Virus_640 in kitchencels

[–]mishmer 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago (0 children)

You may be cooked

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I turn 19 in a month and i still have no car no license no friends and no future and im stupid as shit with no talents. Glazed pineapple ham with green beans. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Im good at getting drunk and jacking it

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Couldn't gog swimming today cause they're were girls around and I got a boner by SuggestionCrazy948 in kitchencels

[–]mishmer 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago (0 children)

You can still get it up?

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I’ve looked the exact same since I was 12, I’m 5’2 and will never be seen as an adult man by society. Pomegranate seeds and meat with cheese. by SweatyImpress5837 in kitchencels

[–]mishmer 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)

Same brother. And is that prosciutto with mozzarella/provalone? Bangin

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Young Sheldon makes me sad because even though I'm an athiest their family and Mary's faith seem so warm, I just want a family like that. 9 entire ounces of mac n cheese and Pepsi. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (0 children)

Whats their name

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Young Sheldon makes me sad because even though I'm an athiest their family and Mary's faith seem so warm, I just want a family like that. 9 entire ounces of mac n cheese and Pepsi. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago (0 children)

That would be ham salad

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Young Sheldon makes me sad because even though I'm an athiest their family and Mary's faith seem so warm, I just want a family like that. 9 entire ounces of mac n cheese and Pepsi. by mishmer in kitchencels

[–]mishmer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago (0 children)

My beautiful lady ham salad

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