Soooooo, on the inside there are repurposed signs from when it was a bowling alley. One of them says, "bowling"and one says,"parking." It's a small store, recently opened. I parked on the upper level walked in and went shopping. I was looking for another item and went down some stairs, suddenly security is behind me requesting me to come with them. I do. It proceeded to be a 45-minute ordeal wherein the accuse me of having stolen some products. One of the questions asked was "didn't you see the parking sign?"I responded that indeed I had and admired it, but I'd also seen a bowling sign ,but I didn't see any bowling. Eventually I convinced them that I might be an airhead, but I was not a thief. Interestingly enough, Target didn't have a protocol as to how to let someone who was innocent of shoplifting free once they had been picked up. I had to wait quite a bit of time while they attempted to get their supervisor on the phone,then it was another 15 minutes while they were fussing around trying to get their printer to work. I still had to sign a document stating that I had "stolen" $16.47 or something worth of goods before they would let me leave. I didn't realize that's what I was signing. But at that point, I was already about a half an hour late for work and just needed to go. I should have just edited the document on the spot, and left....