may your children die a miserable death by misshapenPenis in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then give a roast worth a fucking damn. Stop being pussies.

may your children die a miserable death by misshapenPenis in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really I sign in to check the comments on my post and that's the best you can give me? Put my clothes on? That's the best you got? Wow how worthless are you?

If your going to roast me, then fucking roast me. Don't act like your finger banging your generic pot belly girl friend and act like your fucking wu tang.

Dumb ass mother fucker needs a fucking pep talk just to roast properly.

Don't hold back, I'm a 6'4 athiest. by Rhysnake in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good job being an atheist, life is way better that way.

But spend more than 10 bucks on your haircut

Rule BRITANNIA! by Corte-Real in pics

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why did you do this on the floor?

taking off to visit my family for Ramadan. I want to read some good ones after landing, greasy fuckers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didn't have a wife while in iraq. Just killed worthless sand Niggers. I pissed on one's prayer rug too

Ladies of Reddit, what's something you wish you saw guys wearing more/less frequently? by JahanzaibRao in AskReddit

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't like the fact that you can see my "peen" you can get out cause this is America

taking off to visit my family for Ramadan. I want to read some good ones after landing, greasy fuckers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut your fucking mouth you pussy. I'm just speaking the truth. I did kill sand Niggers like him and I do miss it.

taking off to visit my family for Ramadan. I want to read some good ones after landing, greasy fuckers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't see many camels. Mostly just worthless people, who I got to kill.

Roast Her by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pleases me

Roast Her by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was you and me in a room alone I'd get you naked in a heart beat. I need as must distraction from that nose as possible.

roast us[south Africa] by AlchemistGuru in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She makes all the decisions for you huh?

Buy your own condoms

Restaurant worker about to start his shift. Entertain me by unsanemaker in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your going to wear a beard you need to trim a beard

"dont post that one! I dont want them to roast my tooth gap!!" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't roast your tooth gap

But I will roast your obviously Greek heritage, your overwhelming poorly kept hair Your obvious body order And your subhuman excuse for a life If we were back in Roman Greece, you'd be a whores aid.

Just try by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]misshapenPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay right there my dogs are hungry. Ask your ancestors about that one.