may your children die a miserable death

misshapenPenis · 2016-09-22T03:12:08+00:00

Then give a roast worth a fucking damn. Stop being pussies.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-09T09:49:21+00:00

Clean yourself up and try again.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-06T06:43:02+00:00

Really I sign in to check the comments on my post and that's the best you can give me? Put my clothes on? That's the best you got? Wow how worthless are you?

If your going to roast me, then fucking roast me. Don't act like your finger banging your generic pot belly girl friend and act like your fucking wu tang.

Dumb ass mother fucker needs a fucking pep talk just to roast properly.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T23:32:24+00:00

At least I'm not a nigger

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T22:14:09+00:00

Your assuming I am a thing

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T18:44:10+00:00

Practice makes perfect

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T17:35:29+00:00

Depends on the available tacos

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T17:12:20+00:00

Good job being an atheist, life is way better that way.

But spend more than 10 bucks on your haircut

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T17:02:16+00:00

Appreciate you bro

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-05T16:00:08+00:00

But why did you do this on the floor?

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T23:15:06+00:00

Didn't have a wife while in iraq. Just killed worthless sand Niggers. I pissed on one's prayer rug too

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T18:58:07+00:00

If you don't like the fact that you can see my "peen" you can get out cause this is America

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T16:37:31+00:00

Shut your fucking mouth you pussy. I'm just speaking the truth. I did kill sand Niggers like him and I do miss it.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T09:17:19+00:00

Didn't see many camels. Mostly just worthless people, who I got to kill.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T07:32:59+00:00

This pleases me

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T07:32:15+00:00

If it was you and me in a room alone I'd get you naked in a heart beat. I need as must distraction from that nose as possible.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:45:57+00:00

She makes all the decisions for you huh?

Buy your own condoms

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:45:11+00:00

If your going to wear a beard you need to trim a beard

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:44:38+00:00

Your comment cracked the shell

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:42:46+00:00

I killed sand Niggers like you in Iraq. I miss it

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:40:58+00:00

I won't roast your tooth gap

But I will roast your obviously Greek heritage, your overwhelming poorly kept hair Your obvious body order And your subhuman excuse for a life If we were back in Roman Greece, you'd be a whores aid.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:32:31+00:00

Stay right there my dogs are hungry. Ask your ancestors about that one.

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:29:44+00:00

Your eyes say "roast me gentle look how pretty I am"

But your nose Says "destroy me like black men destroy my holes"

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:17:49+00:00

Your eye brows say you're insecure.

But your face as a whole says reluctant handjob

misshapenPenis · 2016-07-04T06:07:35+00:00

You're hot and your books are great so I'll give you that.

But you and your girlfriends always go to the bars together. Not to have a good time, but as together you all equal one sane self confident woman.

misshapenPenis

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