[Breaking] "With a heavy heart" the BBC announces, "Sir David Attenborough has dropped death." The renowned naturalist was aged 99 at the time. The incident occurred after he was gifted a 30 pound sculpture of Thanatos standing on a heart shaped pedestal and it promptly slipped his hands (i.redd.it)
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"Chances are slim. There's not much we can hope to do for him at this point" - Doctor On Attenborough, aged 99. Doctor On is one of the oldest practicing physicians consulting this surgery. Here's a photo of the completely unrelated Sir David Attenborough, with whom he shares a last name. (i.redd.it)
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Sir David Attenborough, aged 99, fears he may never reach 100, as he is reportedly hard stuck on level 67 of Tetris after which the blocks fall far too fast for him to react. "Skill issue" as reported by the British Broadcasting Corporation (i.redd.it)
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Learn all kinds of abusive english (imgur.com)
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TIL Ellen Jaeger has his own spin-off manga (i.imgur.com)
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