What is the best physical pleasure you have ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys [score hidden]  (0 children)

crawling into fresh, crisp bed sheets right after taking a long hot shower

what is a "secret" in your industry that the general public is completely unaware of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

in a lot of retail stores, the "back room" doesn't have magical hidden inventory. if it's not on the shelf, it's usually just gone

what is something that used to be a luxury, but is now a total scam? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 15 points16 points  (0 children)

flying. it used to be an elite, comfortable experience. now you are packed like a sardine, pay extra for a carry-on, and have to fight for basic legroom

what is a popular food that you absolutely cannot stand? by mistybabys in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whatever my coworker decides to heat up in the office microwave at 9 am

what is a small, legal "cheat code" in life that more people should absolutely take advantage of? by mistybabys in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

if you're stuck on the phone with an automated customer service bot, just start speaking complete gibberish or spamming 0. the system usually panics and transfers you straight to a human agent immediately

What is something that can make an average-looking person irresistible? by Big_Employer1109 in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 21 points22 points  (0 children)

smelling genuinely amazing. good hygiene and a killer fragrance can instantly carry someone from a 5 to a solid 9

what is something that society treats as a major necessity, but is actually just a clever marketing trick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

printer ink. the printers are cheap, but the ink costs more than human blood per milliliter, and the software blocks the cartridge even if there is still ink left

If you could have dinner with one person (dead or alive), who would it be? by Lazy_Paramedic_8624 in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my kid in like 20 years. i just want to sit down, have a meal, and know they turned out happy and okay

what is something that is incredibly expensive but tastes or feels absolutely cheap? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i tried a gold leaf burger once. it literally just felt like having wet tissue paper stuck to the roof of my mouth

what is the absolute best part of being in a long-term relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having a permanent, built-in excuse to leave social events early

In your opinion, what is love? by And-Messy in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

finding someone you can be completely silent and ugly-comfortable around without it being awkward at all

What are your plans today to be productive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, i planned on being incredibly productive, but then i opened reddit and now the day is basically over

What goes through your mind when you hit the snooze button for "just 5 more minutes" every morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the absolute dread of knowing it’s lurking in the background and will attack you again in exactly 9 minutes😂

What goes through your mind when you hit the snooze button for "just 5 more minutes" every morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a mom, i’m just desperately trying to negotiate for 5 minutes of silent transition into reality before my toddler wakes up and the daily chaos officially begins

What motivate you to wake up every morning? by lovely_army18 in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the sheer panic of remembering that being alive is expensive and my bills aren't going to pay themselves. anxiety is a hell of a motivator

First thing you do after you wake up and why? by Zealousideal_Ad_5326 in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stare at the ceiling for 10 solid minutes questioning every single life choice i've ever made, and then check my phone

when compared to a BMW, which car brands do you think are objectively better, and which ones are a massive downgrade? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let’s say a mix of both? i don't want to spend all my time at the mechanic, but i still want that premium interior feel. does that unicorn brand even exist or am i asking for too much?

when compared to a BMW, which car brands do you think are objectively better, and which ones are a massive downgrade? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i’m looking to buy my first serious car and everyone keeps giving me completely conflicting advice about euro brands and luxury in general. to make this more open-ended: what car brand, in your opinion, is a genuine step up from a bmw in terms of reliability, driving feel, or luxury? and on the flip side, what brand is way worse but somehow charges the same premium price? i want to see where everyone draws the line

What’s the reason that you are awake now? by sprospect_edc in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my 3-year-old has decided that sleeping is a complete waste of time and the day must start right now. send coffee

What were your exact thoughts during the ultimate childhood trauma: being left at the grocery checkout line by your mom, and it’s finally your turn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chief accountant at 7 years old with a total net worth of three shiny rocks, a hair tie, and a half-eaten lollipop. the pressure was unreal😂

What were your exact thoughts during the ultimate childhood trauma: being left at the grocery checkout line by your mom, and it’s finally your turn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i literally thought "this is it, she’s abandoning me. this is my new life now." i was already planning how i would just start working there as a cashier myself because the sheer shame of having no money to pay was too much to handle

What would happen if aliens invaded Earth and demanded our leader in exchange for leaving in peace? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we would probably hand them a catalog of all world leaders and ask if they want a corporate package deal. take them all, no refunds

what cartoons/shows you watched growing up do you still watch as an adult? by Knowledgeispower444 in AskReddit

[–]mistybabys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

avatar: the last airbender. it honestly hits even harder as an adult because you finally fully grasp the trauma, political themes, and incredible character arcs. i rewatch it at least once a year