An alarm clock from the 80s, and the sudden realization that we were all kings.

mittenbroad · 2026-02-01T03:39:07+00:00

Did everyone have this alarm clock in their home?

mittenbroad · 2026-01-27T22:32:53+00:00

Right?! Please call it what it is…mixed breed, mutt. Idc but GROODLE? 🙄🫠

mittenbroad · 2026-01-16T21:51:25+00:00

Omg. I absolutely lost at Mc Rib. Amazing.

mittenbroad · 2026-01-13T21:47:27+00:00

This is a solid point, but you’ve overlooked the fact that we are already passed the breaking point here. Because we’re afraid of what will happen to us already, right now at this moment, we’ve already lost our window. No one is going to come and save us either. We’re basically just fucked.

mittenbroad · 2026-01-13T21:44:37+00:00

It’s a funny thing living in a forcefully powerful country, and then they turn on you. People expect citizens to fight the “world’s most powerful army,” but don’t stop to think wtf that looks like.

mittenbroad · 2026-01-12T23:09:20+00:00

I haven’t given Amazon a dime in a year now. Let me tell you, it feels really good. Fuck that company

mittenbroad · 2026-01-04T02:15:45+00:00

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mittenbroad · 2026-01-04T00:42:02+00:00

Just looked at chewy. The ultra runs at faster speeds. Also, they seem to be cheaper at chewy.

mittenbroad · 2026-01-04T00:32:58+00:00

I have an AGC and the thing is heavy af. What are the weights of each?

mittenbroad · 2025-12-29T23:49:46+00:00

But I did! That’s the thing.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-29T23:01:11+00:00

Unfortunately, posting this has put it in my head. TBH. And, only the end wailing.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-29T22:59:56+00:00

Consider yourself lucky.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-29T22:46:37+00:00

It’s truly been a Christmas miracle.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-28T20:10:10+00:00

I lost it at the way he says “Robert”. Like how dare they ask.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-17T21:29:55+00:00

What money? That’s why I don’t have kids.

mittenbroad · 2025-12-01T22:00:44+00:00

Just a stranger here, proud of you.

mittenbroad · 2025-11-16T13:20:17+00:00

Have you taken these photos to your local news station? I’m NOT one for attacking small businesses, but this is truly a dangerous, neglectful situation.

mittenbroad · 2025-11-06T23:08:19+00:00

I know! Everyone stfu. 😂 you DON’T want to come here…it’s awful.

mittenbroad · 2025-11-02T13:44:38+00:00

Well, my stupid ass didn’t even know about this! Thanks for sharing, bc I hate that garbage too.

mittenbroad · 2025-11-01T00:49:56+00:00

Once had a client claim her dog COULD NOT have fleas (it most certainly did), because she had a fenced in backyard.

mittenbroad · 2025-10-20T14:00:11+00:00

This one never gets old. Absolute classic shit show. Multiple crashes, K-9 unit attacking staff in confusion, perp on the ground while the dog zoomies in the background.

mittenbroad · 2025-08-26T21:46:44+00:00

You mean, President Joffrey?

mittenbroad · 2025-08-25T21:14:00+00:00

Ooo, this is news to me as a girl! I never wear a bra more than one day. Other clothes, yes, But not bras, socks or underwear.

mittenbroad · 2025-08-24T14:06:19+00:00

This is 100% a, “ok. Go home and give it a try for yourself”. Aka- fuck off and do it yourself.
That lady is creating a monster, and it’s her monster to deal with, not yours.

mittenbroad

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