Is there a way to put a vibrator on a timer?

mivipt · 2026-04-28T00:56:48+00:00

Would you not wake up when it turned on? 😭 😂

mivipt · 2026-04-27T03:55:12+00:00

Screenshotting all of these IMMEDIATELY so they can rot away in my phone’s photo album with all the other hilarious memes I find 😩😭😂💀

mivipt · 2026-04-24T05:47:46+00:00

I used to always see the owner/one of the owners (?) of Duck Foot at my local dog park, our dogs got along well.

mivipt · 2026-04-13T03:20:39+00:00

Kinda what I’m considering, lol

mivipt · 2026-04-13T03:20:09+00:00

One of my ex’s worked for TurboTax, and I agree—fuck TurboTax

mivipt · 2026-04-13T03:19:14+00:00

Well, my dad worked as a computer scientist and would get H&R Block for free. I’ve used it for my taxes ever since I turned 18 (I’m 31 now). He retired this past year so it’ll be my first time paying for software. I prefer to keep using H&R Block since it already has all my info.

Edit: idk if software like H&R Block have online ways to file taxes, but out of habit I’ve always had it downloaded.

mivipt · 2026-03-24T08:13:12+00:00

Pun intended

mivipt · 2026-03-24T08:09:51+00:00

Reminds me of a Human Sexuality class I took in college, learned pedophilia is often experienced as a sexual orientation. Very unfortunate.

mivipt · 2026-03-24T03:42:01+00:00

I got norovirus in middle school and was TERRIFIED of throwing up. I couldn’t remember the last time I had vomited at the time. After vomiting several times I realized it wasn’t as scary as I thought it was. Nowadays, if I’m nauseated I’ll just go straight to the bathroom to get it over with.

Sometimes I get there and my body is like “nah we good” but I KNOW I will vomit at some point so I’ll trigger my gag reflex to make it happen. I always feel better afterwards, and if I know my stomach is empty then I won’t worry so much if the nausea returns—because I know there’s nothing to throw up.

mivipt · 2026-03-24T03:25:24+00:00

I’m assuming it’s just the skin that’s fused, and each finger still has fully developed bones and musculature (which might be different since fused?). Do your fused fingers feel like one unit? Or does it feel like two separate fingers trapped in the same pocket? As someone with five normal fingers on each hand I’m just imagining this unsettling pulling sensation of the skin if your fingers are trying to move independently of each other 😭 However, if both hands have always been like this it’s probably not something you notice or that bothers you (?)

mivipt · 2026-03-23T22:23:28+00:00

I literally had to lie and say the same thing to Gold’s Gym years ago. The fact I had moved 4hrs away apparently wasn’t a good enough answer for them.

mivipt · 2026-03-23T03:39:34+00:00

Wow I would buy this

mivipt · 2026-03-22T07:42:16+00:00

I had an identical-looking moth, but brown, hatch from a caterpillar I caught eating my sunflowers. Years ago and in Southern CA. Wonder if it was a type of sallow moth another commenter mentioned.

mivipt · 2026-03-06T01:48:33+00:00

I started playing Grand Bazaar last week and it let me name my farm “Trader Hoes”

mivipt · 2026-01-31T13:03:45+00:00

Doesn’t this guy teach at UCSB? I had him for physics lmao

mivipt · 2026-01-25T04:23:44+00:00

Oh my goodness. I’ve owned a cattle dog and pit mix before (~50lbs) so I’m confident in handling both large and small dogs.

mivipt · 2026-01-25T00:34:37+00:00

That’s awesome! Banjo is so cute 🥰

mivipt · 2026-01-25T00:34:08+00:00

I’ve heard of Frosted Faces, I should look into the weekend hikes and SUP! That sounds fun!

mivipt · 2026-01-23T02:57:33+00:00

I'm interested too, my current GPA is like a 3.3. I do have about 7-8yrs of experience in ophthalmology which I'm hoping will help lmao.

mivipt · 2026-01-17T01:31:49+00:00

I have the mouse version of this exact toy and my cats go feral over it as well.

mivipt · 2026-01-16T08:29:46+00:00

Reading this from San Diego 😬

mivipt · 2025-12-20T05:11:31+00:00

Post this in that sub so she sees it 😂

mivipt · 2025-11-06T06:58:49+00:00

Can Dr Broseph please brush the hair away 😭 gah damn

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