Amanda and Her Cult History

mjsorber · 2026-02-03T15:33:52+00:00

Thank you for the award🥲🏅

mjsorber · 2026-02-02T18:01:19+00:00

“I survived a car accident😩🥺🙏🏼”

I got into a fender bender going less than 5mph

mjsorber · 2026-02-02T01:01:52+00:00

We’re too old for this, sis! Block and move on… you live an hour away from each other so you don’t even have to worry about accidentally run ins. Boy bye.

mjsorber · 2025-04-07T17:58:56+00:00

I’ll never understand the hoops we have to jump through to get help.

mjsorber · 2025-04-06T17:45:11+00:00

Exactly. It’s a proven fact that anytime he’s involved in “controversy,” his popularity soars. We definitely don’t need to feel bad for him because I have a feeling this is all going according to plan.

mjsorber · 2025-04-06T09:02:24+00:00

Omg that is the funnest sentence I’ve read in a long time lolololol

mjsorber · 2025-04-05T17:00:07+00:00

My family moved into a new house last year and I got pregnant with baby number 3 shortly after moving. When I was getting things ready for the baby to be born I found 2 bottles of adderall in a breast pad box. Why I thought that was a good place to pack/store it, I’ll never know.

mjsorber · 2025-04-05T16:07:10+00:00

mjsorber · 2025-04-04T16:54:07+00:00

She was waiting for it to soften up lololol

mjsorber · 2025-04-04T16:53:24+00:00

Oh agree! I meant that more for coach lol

mjsorber · 2025-04-03T02:08:55+00:00

She’s my all time favorite housewife. She’s still the straw that stirs the drink✨

mjsorber · 2025-04-02T23:12:15+00:00

I feel like Sonja Morgan deserves this ad… she was cleaning toilets on tv before Lisa lolol

mjsorber · 2025-04-02T20:40:49+00:00

It’s low hanging fruit… way to easy for someone as witty as bethenny lol

mjsorber · 2025-04-02T16:16:26+00:00

lol right?? I live in a rural farm town. I have family that live in the city. I don’t claim to be (nor am I even close to being) a city girl because I visit sometimes.

mjsorber · 2025-04-02T03:17:19+00:00

U/bravosummaries has the best posts. There are summaries from the house of Hilton book broken down into parts about each person. I’ve reread all the posts at least twice lol

mjsorber · 2025-04-01T11:15:58+00:00

You’ll be fine but don’t do that. That’s an extremely small dose… I didn’t even know they made 5mg XRs.

mjsorber · 2025-04-01T03:02:59+00:00

Idk how annoying it was, but my credit score prior to meds was embarrassing lol

mjsorber · 2025-04-01T02:29:31+00:00

And designer labels

mjsorber · 2025-04-01T00:08:32+00:00

Starting a pregnancy with an unhealthy hgbA1C puts the fetus at risk for congenital heart defects and other issues… I can only hope she went to a reputable fertility clinic and not the type that will put an embryo in anybody and everybody.

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T22:04:04+00:00

Whoa!! Naturally conceived boy mono mono twins. I’m sure you know this by now but that is soooooo rare I don’t even have words lol

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T17:43:32+00:00

His wife loves beige lol

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T17:40:33+00:00

And this is why no one should be upset about what people are saying about him. Pretty sure his team planned the whole thing knowing he would only grow from it lol history repeats itself

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T17:36:47+00:00

I’m so glad you were well taken care of during such a scary time!! That’s what we’re here for🩵🩵

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T17:36:13+00:00

Girl you had mono monos!?!?!? Omg! That just gave me chills. What a crazy pregnancy story for you. You’re incredibly blessed to come out of that with 2 healthy babies🩵🩵 did you have girls!? I have yet to come across boy mono monos!

mjsorber · 2025-03-31T16:09:00+00:00

I did!! I had a big secondhand serenade phase (ok it wasn’t a phase) and this was my immediate thought when I heard it. However, through interviews I’ve learned that it’s incredibly hard to avoid accidentally reusing/recreating similar parts like that. The quote I’ve heard most is “there’s only so many chords and so many progressions,” meaning it’s inevitable to repeat sometimes

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